When you realize you have only one cigarette left after a night of drinking and all your friends have none. #shouldhaveplannedahead is your tomorrow life motto
Colin asks: can I bum a cig?
Me: it's my last precious smoke
Colin: I will pay you whatever for that
Me: ok , if you pay for drinks!
Me: it's my last precious smoke
Colin: I will pay you whatever for that
Me: ok , if you pay for drinks!
by Imbeckywiththebesthair November 20, 2016
Get the Precious smokemug. Smoke detectors are required in all levels of a house, including basements and locations where someone may sleep.
by Trainguy15 June 11, 2021
Get the smoke detectormug. The Island That Smokes refers to Teneweedfe. A cannabis social club and subsequent following due to the cannabis hype in Canary Islands largest volcanic island; Tenerife!
by Nino 420 January 3, 2022
Get the The Island That Smokesmug. When you stick your erected penis into the breathing stoma of a long time smoker. Doing this repeatedly choking the person to death through their hole in the neck. Very effective area to nut.
by 69420_getchokeandsmokefamous October 11, 2019
Get the Choke and Smokemug. by JMW92 August 20, 2013
Get the smoke and snoozemug. The act of beating someone who is so slow even though you are incredibly slow yourself. Or is a procrastinator accomplishes a task before another procrastinator.
JPow was the worst procrastinator in the history of the world, but, he still managed to turtle smoke Lei-hi by completing his task of shucking his pile of corn stalks before her. ...thus, Leigha has been turtle smoked...
by LalaGG June 23, 2016
Get the Turtle smokemug. The term is an oxymoron used by cannabis smokers to refer to a bong toke or a hit off a water filtered device.
by partyviking June 29, 2013
Get the clean smokemug.