Precious smoke

When you realize you have only one cigarette left after a night of drinking and all your friends have none. #shouldhaveplannedahead is your tomorrow life motto

Colin asks: can I bum a cig?
Me: it's my last precious smoke
Colin: I will pay you whatever for that
Me: ok , if you pay for drinks!

by Imbeckywiththebesthair November 20, 2016

smoke detector

A device, typically used within Fire Safety, to warn of smoke.

Smoke detectors are required in all levels of a house, including basements and locations where someone may sleep.

by Trainguy15 June 11, 2021

The Island That Smokes

The Island That Smokes refers to Teneweedfe. A cannabis social club and subsequent following due to the cannabis hype in Canary Islands largest volcanic island; Tenerife!

The island that smokes is blowing up 💨💨💨

by Nino 420 January 3, 2022

Choke and Smoke

When you stick your erected penis into the breathing stoma of a long time smoker. Doing this repeatedly choking the person to death through their hole in the neck. Very effective area to nut.

I pulled a choke and smoke on my grandma at the family reunion.

by 69420_getchokeandsmokefamous October 11, 2019

smoke and snooze

The opposite of wake and bake.

Smoking weed and then going to bed.

I couldn't sleep, so I decided to do a smoke and snooze, I passed right out.

by JMW92 August 20, 2013

Turtle smoke

The act of beating someone who is so slow even though you are incredibly slow yourself. Or is a procrastinator accomplishes a task before another procrastinator.

JPow was the worst procrastinator in the history of the world, but, he still managed to turtle smoke Lei-hi by completing his task of shucking his pile of corn stalks before her. ...thus, Leigha has been turtle smoked...

by LalaGG June 23, 2016

clean smoke

The term is an oxymoron used by cannabis smokers to refer to a bong toke or a hit off a water filtered device.

Hey, I was just about to enjoy some "clean smoke." Would you like to join?

by partyviking June 29, 2013