smoker's vag

A condition due to smoking cigarettes from which the afflicted female's genitalia becomes more aromatic, loses elasticity, and darkens in pigment.

"Bro, did you hook up with Melissa last night?"
"Ew, no.. I heard she's got smoker's vag."

smoker's vag by xTAARGUSx April 25, 2009

Smoke a dick 

Used as an expression of frustration. Phrase that can be used to tell someone off. Phrase was created in a Denver, CO hotel room.

If someone is all up in yo grill just say, "Hey, go smoke a dick."

Friend- "Dude 2+2=4," You- "Shut the fuck up and go smoke a dick!"

Smoke a dick by keeper5 August 13, 2010

roll you like a philly blunt and smoke your bitch ass

To significantly harm and/or manipulate someone, and then shoot them, usually with the intent to kill.

The Crip threatened the Blood that he would "roll you like a philly blunt and smoke your bitch ass!"

roll you like a philly blunt and smoke your bitch ass by WI/ROGUE June 11, 2006

Smoke Stack 

The measurement of a bongs full capacity reaching the top of the neck but does not include smoke inhaled. Usually used in the context of bong that needs to be cleared or when newbies need others to milk it for them.

commonly shortened to "stack"

ex.1
"She cleared like 3 stacks out of my straight shot.."

ex.2
I don't wanna finish that stale smoke stack!

Smoke Stack by KHANO June 22, 2011

SmokeNET 

An underground IRC network devoted to the discussion and legalization of marijuana, which began initial setup and testing on or around August of 2005 and now consists of three servers which can be accessed with any IRC program such as mIRC:

FTW.SERVEFTP.ORG
QUASAR.NO-IP.ORG
QUANTUMGATE.SYTES.NET

Meet me on SmokeNET later and we'll do synchronized bongloads!

SmokeNET by MustangGT October 3, 2005

smoke meat 

When The lips of a vagina are particularly large, looking like a slab of Schwartz's smoked meat.

"I heard that Massé's girl has the worst smoke meat on the shore."

smoke meat by ElvisWong January 14, 2009

ninja smoke 

To smoke and leave undetected in an otherwise public or non-smoking area.

"I ninja smoked some weed in the McDonald's bathroom, bought a Big Mac, and left."

"I had a cigarette in the library the other day, crouching behind the children's books."

"We ninja smoked a bowl behind the supermarket just before someone took out the trash."

ninja smoke by A Clockwork Orange November 8, 2008