Smurf smooking is when someone takes laxitive pills instead of lactose, and then eats bluerasberry flavored rainbow bacon and a Mt.Dew bright blue slurpy. After this the person will then crap bright blue and poop smurfs.
by Little loofa August 6, 2016
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by Jamsyboy February 2, 2017
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When you aim to kick someone square in the jaw but miss with your flying front kick, only to hit them square in the face with the area between your nutsack and balls.
by DeTwan February 10, 2017
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Get the double socking mug.The Smoking Tree (noun) is that one place at or near your high school where all the where stoners would go to smoke with minimized fear of getting caught. For example, at my high school the smoking tree is so big, it's leaves/pines conceal the smokers inside, so they will noy get caught.
The Smoking Tree refers to any place, not just huge trees, where people can smoke safely.
The Smoking Tree refers to any place, not just huge trees, where people can smoke safely.
"Yo Tyrone, lets go drive to The Smoking Tree
during the lunch break so we can roll up this fat blunt."
during the lunch break so we can roll up this fat blunt."
by Yaboi AV November 2, 2017
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