multi-slacker

A person who can slack off on multiple things at once. Not to be confused with a multi-tasking slacker.

Multi-tasking Slacker: I'm watching T.V., playing an MMORPG, eating cheetos, and talking to my friends on the phone instead of doing my English assignment.

Multi-Slacker: I have an English assignment due tomorrow that I haven't started, my laundry's piling up in the bathroom, and the electric company is threatening to cut the power because I haven't mailed the bill for last month.

by Fuze Defines June 22, 2007

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sack of oats

A burlap sack with the appearance of a sack of oats, yet containing a "rocket gun". Concealment of illegal substances such as marijuana or crack in what appears to be a harmless burlap sack.

Officer: Sir, license and registration please, and could you please tell me what is in the backseat of the vehicle.

Bassline: That's just a sack of oats.

by Bassline May 25, 2006

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sackabeetes

to have sackabeetes
is to use the word hurt
frequently.

if someone says to someone 'your hurt'
it means you've got sackabeetes
it's simple,
but catchy!

by krissysteeny September 25, 2007

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sack nav

In-built biological navigation system used by the male of the species to find a mate. Generally initiated by combining a state of over-laden plums with a large intake of alcohol.

'Peter's going round the dancefloor like a dog with two dicks. Yeah, he must have switched on the Sack Nav'

by gavos March 4, 2009

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