Shuffle

Shuffling is a procedure used to randomize a deck of playing cards to provide an element of chance in card games. Shuffling is often followed by a cut, to help ensure that the shuffler has not manipulated the outcome.

Please shuffle the deck of cards so that they are randomized.

by Hero32455 July 13, 2020

shuffle the buffalo

having a wank, rubbing one out, masturbating

When I can't sleep, I shuffle the buffalo and doze right off

by Unlikely Hero November 29, 2013

starbucks shuffle

The rapid voluntary rearranging of people at a crowded coffee shop when a seat becomes available near an electrical outlet where laptops, cell phones, etc., can be charged.

Dude: ...so, I told her, hey, you'll never get to Hollywood if you...

Dudette: Oh, wait! They're leaving from that table in the corner. My laptop battery's almost dead. Time for the Starbucks shuffle!

by icuddabeenacontender October 13, 2010

kidney shuffle

Occurs after a long night of drinking and is often coupled with a hangover. Characterized by a general aching sensation in the lower back area, particularly around the kidneys.

"Man, last night was a shitshow! I got so drunk and I think I made out with the horse. I'm paying for it today, I've got a nasty hangover and I am doing the Kidney Shuffle."

by gimpy2552 April 18, 2008

bathroom shuffle

when you and your roommates smoke weed in the bathroom because your landlords are assholes and don't let you smoke in the backyard

Roommate 1: "Hey guys wanna hit the bathroom shuffle?"
Roommates 2, 3, & 4: "Fuck ya!"

by fuckdaops September 7, 2020

Shenimen Shuffle

When your one fat friend waddles around and his fat rolls jiggle.

"Dude, did you see Colin? He was walking up the stairs and accidentally did a Shenimen Shuffle."

by __Frosty December 5, 2019

Shanghai Shuffle

Bringing ‘merch’ or goods that is related to a theme park inside the said theme park, to trick your kids or other people to think you bought those goods from the highly expensive theme park souvenir or merchandise stores.

Before we went to Disneyland, I bought Mickey Mouse toys from the mall and stuff it in my backpack to do the Shanghai Shuffle to my kids and save me a whole lot of kaching.

by Jackielai March 31, 2023