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shocker

A paintball gun made by Smart Parts that is very common in tournament paintball
Dude, that Dynasty Shocker cost over $1100
by Swickster September 18, 2005
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shock and awe

A shock and awe is a modification of the traditional 'shocker' technique.

After the index and middle fingers are inserted into the vaginal cavity and the pinky finger is inserted into the anus (the 'shock' in the traditional shocker); the thumb is extended into position to apply slight steady pressure to the clitoris; hence production of the 'awe'.
The john surprised Laci with an unexpected application of the 'shocker' during their initial 1 hour session. But what really got her was moaning and clawing was the transition of the shocker into the shock and awe. Although it lacked the expertise of her boyfriend/pimp Brock's technique; for some reason, on this day, the john was able to hit the mark.
by brock.x.landers February 26, 2009
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Shocker Kiss

When a person builds up static electricity by rubbing feet on floor or other means and then kisses her/his partner causing a small electrical shock.
The electricity was high when he gave her a shocker kiss.
by Rebekah Rosenberg October 16, 2008
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shockonline

shockonline is one of the worst forums i've ever been to. hope viper and mal don't read this.
shockonline is an alternative term for "lame".
by sixth October 1, 2004
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shocker cutscene

When someone on a reality show gets offended, they emphasize it dramatically with a sudden large musical "thump", dead tone of a piano key, or symbol bash. Often accompanied by the person who is offended just seen standing there blanked out in "awe". Get's VERY annoying when used over and over in a show.
Example of a shocker cutscene


Girl 1-Ahh that was an awesome night.

Girl 2-Yeah especially with Dave, we had sex last night.

Girl 1-Oh? Cause Dave told me that I was better.

-Sudden burst of a random dark musical tone as Girl 2 just stares in shock-

Girl 2-Well he told me that you smelled!

-Sudden burst of a random dark musical tone as Girl 1 just stares in shock-
by Gigafrost March 23, 2009
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trekkie shocker

a variation of the shocker fingering technique, where one forms the famous "live ling and prosper" sign with one's hand
"so i gave her the shocker last night..."

"dude, you gotta try a trekkie shocker, chicks love it"

"two in the pink, TWO in the stink! why didn't i think of that??"
by trekkie6969 May 24, 2009
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Shocker (SD)

a shocker is were a man (male person) stickes his fingers into his bellend called a (docking) well shitting in the bed.

shitter + docker = shocker :)
My friend aaron came into college and told everyone about his shitty ass docking... so we called it a name

Shocker (SD)

Unlucky for aaron he was the owner of this name and claimed it when he did it!!

the only person who would even try it what a Shocker!!
by rick stane June 11, 2008
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