scaged

When youre skateboarding and your wheel gets caught on debree in the street.

Damn! I got scagged on this pebble

by scag January 20, 2005

merf scale

noun: describes how inappropriate an object or topic would be in the work-place.

Bob had a special nack for always taking the conversation in the lunchroom right off the merf-scale, which eventually led to a harassment suit, and his termination.

by jhimm April 16, 2004

Relationship Scale

A measuring tool used to assess which Relationship Level two people are at. A scale from Level One to Level Ten.

According to the Relationship Scale Level Two is a Public Meeting.

by Devon Parsons March 16, 2009

dicked-her scale

Name given to the current 10-point scale of a female's looks, only taking into account her dickableness.

That girl so ugly, she a negative five on the dicked-her scale.

by bimbo baggins April 4, 2009

5-Point Scale

A scale for rating the attractiveness of a girl (usually). As suggested by its name, it consists of a scale 1-5, with the highest rating being the rare 5.0. As a rule of thumb, the threshold of dateability lies at the rating of 3.0.
In addition, a maximum of 0.5 points may be added or subtracted accordingly, based on the subject's personality. No rating is to exceed 5.0.

"Without personality, I'd probly give that girl a 2.0 on the 5-point scale...I'd LET her suck my dick..."

"Dude, that girl's an asshole, but she's def. a 4.2!"

by someone else has my name August 30, 2006

Scamper

The most obnoxious word in the English language.

...Scamper. Fuck. I hate myself.

by Captain_Jack September 19, 2006

Sape

When your having sex with someone, but then halfway through they decide you are useless at sex and want to stop, but you don't and it just turns into rape.

"I got saped by John last night. At first I wanted to, but he was so bad I had to ask him to stop but he wouldn't. He just ended up raping me."

by kichwa-omalley November 10, 2011