Definitions by jhimm

merf 

noun: any word, topic or object which would score very high on the merf scale

I don't know why it took Bob so long to figure out why "foot long hot dogs" are a total merf.

merf by jhimm April 16, 2004

merfy 

adjective: used to describe the state of something which is high on the merf scale.

or

something which is a merf.

Some of the websites that come up during a Google search can be pretty merfy.

merfy by jhimm April 16, 2004

merf scale

noun: describes how inappropriate an object or topic would be in the work-place.

Bob had a special nack for always taking the conversation in the lunchroom right off the merf-scale, which eventually led to a harassment suit, and his termination.

merf scale by jhimm April 16, 2004