sheet skeet

A trail of shit on the sheets.

"Shorty sharted in his sleep and left sheet skeet in the morning."

by citizen8 August 1, 2008

yeet skeet retreat

Another way of saying Hit it and Quit it used by Gen Z.

Once I found out that chick didn't like memes I knew I had to yeet skeet retreat.

by DancemasterJ March 29, 2019

Auric Skeet Syndrome

A particular rare genetic mutation where the sufferer projects golden glitter from the penile glands instead of semen.

"Honey, this is just something you are going to have to get used to. Glitter is a part of my sex life. I suffer from Auric Skeet Syndrome."

by The Mumbling Manchildren October 29, 2017

Saskatoon Skeet Shoot

The sexual act of gaping a girls ass, then stepping back five feet and ejaculating into her gaping hole.

A horrible thing to ask for on a first date is a Saskatoon Skeet Shoot.

by CheryyPoppinss May 27, 2012

Meet n’ Skeet

A random hook up for a quick down and dirty session to bust a nut.

There’s a couple of new homeless women down by the park. I’m going to cruise through for a meet n’ skeet. They’ll do anything for $5.

by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018

skeet level rising

The time it takes for you to reach the point of no return during sex, masturbation ect....

My skeet level rising when I was pounding maria then I couldn´t take it anymore so I just let it go all in her.

by woooogbdb July 17, 2006

Skeet N' Greet

When you perform highly amusing sexual acts with a person which involve an ejaculatory emission, and then introduce yourself after the fact.

I met her at the bar, we were totally drunk, then we did a little skeet n' greet. She was all, "by the way, I'm Shauntelle!"

by biggie.mollz January 29, 2009