dick down shorts

These are short booty shorts wore when a female is about to receive some good fucking ( mostly worn by females with a godly body ) or any female tryin to get a male into the trap for some dick

" i need to go buy some dick me down shorts when Daquan comes over "

" I'm goin to trap so many guys with these new dick down shorts "

by Goturhoedoingsplitsonmydick August 15, 2017

5” Inseam Shorts

5” Inseam Shorts

By far the hottest men’s shorts length. Every girl drools over 5” inseam shorts.
Often worn by XC Runner’s

Any guy who wears 5 inch inseam shorts is destined to pull a hot Latina girl, they are so hot!

Girl: Did you see Ethan’s Girlfriend?

Girl: Alexa Oh my gosh yes she’s so lucky she got the only kid who can pull of 5” Inseam Shorts

by SexyShorts July 23, 2020

come up short

1) To exert much effort but still fail miserably
2) Fall short of a goal
3) To get busted, caught red handed

1) It took him years to save all that money only to get it all stolen. That's what he gets for hiding all that cash in his house instead of putting it in the back. What a way to come up short!

2) He was banging this married chick. They were at her house fucking and her husband came home. Her husband was a cop! That guy came up short.

by NLL November 11, 2005

riding the short bus

Someone stupid. A dumbass or gimp. Basically, being retarded.

That kid's riding the short bus.

by krazykangaroo March 20, 2005

Eat My Shorts

Insult used by cartoon character, Bart Simpson, from The Simpsons.

Principle Skinner can eat my shorts.

by jenni January 5, 2005

Eat My Shorts

As in the movie 'The Breakfast Club', another way to say "Eat my shit!"

Bender (to Vernon): Eat my shorts!

by DiveInPuddles8 July 5, 2003

eat my shorts

another way to say kiss my ass or suck my dick

"Man you can eat my shorts!"

by Lexi d August 30, 2009