Roast beef takeout

Hiring a hooker/call girl to attend a formal event due to the inability to secure an actual date.

Of course she isn't his date. Look at those heels. That bitch is roast beef takeout.

by #roastbeeftakeout September 6, 2016

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when u a lebian and yo girl give you the head. the BEST head imaginable in the cosmos

damn, my girl really gave me the

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last night!

by beeflover42069 December 12, 2023

roast em off

When someone is driving a vehicle and stops and spins the tires posi locked so both of the tires burnout until they blow.

Oh sure buzz roast em off

by Trucker69 October 24, 2017

Roasted toes

After someone gets a hold of toe pics and get them shared all over the internet.

Hey dumbass you wanna go take some toe pics?
I have roasted toes.
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by robmatrob March 29, 2022

roast reversal

Roast reversal is when someone who is being roasted to an extreme degree all of a sudden turns his situation around and goes on the attack with unparalleled levels of savagery.

James: *continued roasting of Jack for extended period of time*

Jack: How is your parents' relationship going James?

James: It's f-fine dude.

Jack: Don't lie, they're on the verge of splitting up and they always fight.

John: Holy shit, slick roast reversal Jack.

by BigDanno45 September 5, 2016

roast post

A post on a social media thread, or private conversation, in which the person posting satirizes common elements of other people's posts by making it too weird or outlandish to be serious.

This can be overt, or subtle, but the highest quality roast post tricks you into believing it might be a real post before the roast becomes clear.

A Roast Post In the context of a work sack channel on a day that an important report is due:
"Did everyone get a chance to checkout the TPS report?"
- TPS report being a reference to the meaningless reports the characters in Office Space were forced to file

by dann1burk November 8, 2019

Greek roast

Fish and chips

I can't be bothered cooking tonight so we're having a Greek roast for dinner

by guineapigface June 29, 2019