roasting 

To insult someone in a specific manner (shown below) similar to yo mama jokes, if those even exist anymore

Person A (to Person B)"Oh you wanna hear roasting? Bruh, your hair's so messed up that Tarzan told you to go to the barber!"
Crowd *oooooooooh*

Person B (to Person A) "Well if he told me to go to the barber, than he told you to shave yo head BALD!"
Crowd *OOOOOOOOOH GET ROASTED!"

roasting by Vortex1212 November 28, 2016

Pasta Rasta 

Pasta Rasta is a white individual with dredlocks. The 'Pasta' does not come from a person's hair taking on the appearance of noodles, nor does it imply that the person is of Italian decent; rather, it comes from the root word paste, referring to the subject's pasty white skin.

Rasta comes from the root word Rastafarian...I'm not going to give you the entire Rastafarian Movement run down; if you don't know look it up. Pasta Rasta's know little, if anything, about the Rastafarian movement & culture and are usually just dirty hippies or street rats.

Pasty Rastafarian doesn't have a real nice ring to it so that is where you get the term Pasta Rasta.

The term originated sometime in the early 90's in the bay area where several Pasta Rasta's live and (some times) work (sometimes not so much, with the working and the whole "being a productive member of society" thing)

The smell of patchouli oil, poor choices, and body odor wafted over from the circle of Pasta Rastas beating their bongos in the park.

Since, for white people, the formation of true dreadlocks generally requires a sustained lack of personal grooming, the Pasta Rasta are at an attractiveness disadvantage from the get-go.

Pasta Rasta by Oneway Wu April 10, 2011

white rasta 

A white rasta is a rasta born in a white mans body. Smoking the ganja, and growing dreds is the way in which they express there inner rastaness. Don't fear the white rasta, they are perfectly harmless, just aproach them and smile (they will share).

Dude, look at that crazy white rasta dance.

white rasta by Jamaican rasta numba 2 May 23, 2006

ROASTED 

Roasted is an awesome word you use when someone is in a severe burn

GIRL : It makes my heart smile when two ugly people find each other and fall in love.

SOMEDUDE: So who 's the lucky guy?

YOU: ROASTED !!

ROASTED by KhenRieee April 20, 2015

roasted nut 

the act of blowing your load (jizz) while taking a shit

sometimes when constipated ben attempts a roasted nut to help pass the time

roasted nut by Chris Loshark December 24, 2008

roasted nuts 

noun

1. roasted edible nuts.
2. the result of holding your laptop in your lap for too long, and the battery gets hot.
3. the result of abusing the seat heater in your car.

the last two definitions can apply to girls as well, but the result is more like roast beef

1. these roasted nuts suck! they're unsalted!
2. no wonder dell recalled those notebooks. they roast your nuts off.
3. dude, chill with the seat warmer, i'm roasting here.

roasted nuts by spoot September 11, 2006

roasting chicken

A sexual position, where a woman wears a strap on penis. She penetrates a man from behind, while masterbating him.

Last night I had a date with the hot redhead from cubical 69, we were roasting chicken, and my mind was totally blown !

roasting chicken by Kileke December 2, 2017