accelated reader

gayest fucking piece of shit educational program ever

AR is a big load of shit

by Witch Nose October 14, 2004

readington

Not as bad as people say it is. when people discribe it they be negative, leaving out good things like shaefers farm. Some people just don't get Readington's nice environment.

Hey, lets go to the fright fest in readington tonight!

by heyhey6 November 30, 2011

Reading, PA

A small shitty town in Pennsylvania. The people there pretend to be from some place else unless they are rich.

I say I'm from Sinking Spring, PA when I'm actually from Reading.

by FM March 14, 2005

Read More

A button on the website Tumblr that hides a post under a link. Used to hide wary followers from TMI and personal complaints. Another use for the Read More button is for television/movie/book SPOILERS but no one seems to understand this concept.

Did you read the spoiler?
Yeah man I am so pissed they didn't use the read more!

by Tumblrite April 25, 2011

Painful to read

A book (usually given to a student by a teacher) which makes one want to:
a) fall asleep
b) jump off a cliff
c) fail the class just so he doesn't have to read the book
d) go back in time to find/find in the present the author that ruined their life and permanently damage them.

NOOOOOOO! It's painful to read! throw it away!

by manatee dog April 18, 2011

reddy

£50 note

English southeners describe it as a 'reddy' or 'reddie' because it's red!

chip us a reddy geeza!

you off your rocker? i aint got 50 smackers you cheeky git.

by the_sprout November 27, 2003

Reading

The act of defiling one's eyes to malicous, or mind-boggoling content.

Did you see how red John's eyes were? He must have been reading.

by Jeff Conte August 11, 2008