Royal Flush

The act in which you flush your toilet but remain seated to experience what you hope to be a "Good Time".

In actuality if this ever works then what you experience is a overwhelming uncomfortable feeling and of course the need to repeat the word "Fuck" or "Shit" or even "Shit Fuck"

GUY - Man, i totally busted out a royal flush earlier to get my spirits up
GUY 2 - Did it work?
GUY - No... no it didnt
GUY 2 - Ohh, well that sucks
GUY - Yeah, it made me feel SHITTY
GUY 2 *Slaps* guy in face

by Glenn Hart May 30, 2008

Royals

all shit just number

wow you just royals LMAO

by LAHY October 24, 2016

the royal we

A reference to ones Johnson when one is so obsessed with Poontang and thinks ones member is the total cats meow. Length and girth are usually found to be at miniscule levels.

Come, my dear, let me introduce you to the royal we!

by Lord Meatclown August 12, 2004

royaltyy

the most sexy girl ever to be found on the earth. she has curly hair and gorgeous hazel eyes!
fit mate!
i love her. (L)

"that royaltyy girl is well fit!"
"too rite"

by anonomouss February 6, 2008

royal flyness

One who's flyness is comparable to that of royalty. A king among those who are fly. One who stays fresh ta death.

Damn, check out his Royal Flyness (insert name). The kid stays fresh ta death.

by His royal-flyness, Sir-Mike. October 15, 2011

The Royal Raccoon

The one, the only insane bastard of Japan. Irrational in all things and nearly unfathomable are all his sayings. He's addicted to sleeping and cake and sake'...ph33r him for he shall smote your American, heathen self!

The Royal Racccoon has frightened the pathetic Americans into submussion.

by American-Boy -.- September 3, 2003

Front Royal, Virginia

A beautiful little town nestled in the Shenandoah Valley that has been improved drastically by newcomers, who are retired or currently work in the greater DC area. Well known for it's hard line against deviant behaviors of an unruly few, the town is a panacea for those needing an escape from the rat race of the surrounding cities. It has recently become a Mecca of fine dining, boutique shops and lovely seasonal festivals.

Front Royal, VIrginia is the home of a Wine and Craft Festival in Spring, Kris Kringle Festival in winter, Festival of Leaves in Autumn and free live music every Sunday at the Gazebo in the center of town during the summer.

by Marcof May 18, 2013