tom/richard

Gay beyond belief at home and in the car work shop. Some times tom and Richard hide in the pit and touch each other

Tom/richard tomand Richard are only bum friends.

by Riddle diddle September 9, 2015

long richard

An alternate word for penis.

Usually involves someone talking about a penis or doing something "a certain way".

Ex: Gon' do this LOONG RICHARD STYLE.

Ex: Yea just like my Long Richard.

by Mlg02496 May 10, 2016

vacillating richard

Swinging dick.

Mofo is a vacillating Richard.

by hortus thug June 10, 2017

brycen richard

A very cool guy. He's a know it all but he's funny at the same time. Usually good at sports and loves fashion. You're very lucky if you meet a Brycen Richard. He will woo you with his flirtatious words and his handsome looks. He tends to be a good friend to all sorts of people.

That guy is so hot! I wonder if his name is Brycen Richard.

by No way Simpson January 1, 2018

cold richard

Shitting in a ziplock bag, freezing it, then putting it in the pocket of someone that’s passed out at a party. They wake up and it’s nice and squishy.

Oh man Baker put a cold Richard in Scott’s pocket, and the shit had thawed so much that it was all over hand when he went to get his car keys.

by Baker 1719 January 27, 2018

Ghostly Richard

When you grasp your hand in its ideal jerk-it position, chop it off, wait for the rigor mortis to set it, and use it to masturbate.

Guy 1: Did you hear Charlie gave himself a Ghostly Richard last week?

Guy 2: Yeah! I'm jealous. I did that last year and now I'm saving my second hand for college.

by Tasty Steve January 27, 2019

sir richard

most annoying person in the fucking world

sir richard is soo annoying, retarded, stupid, and a huge asshole and dickhead.

by imboredsoiuseurbandictionary February 14, 2019