double fisted piledriver

a method of masterbation. the 'user' claps both hands around his crunne on, squeezes until its numb, then proceed to masterbate with both hands at a furious pace. continue to spadging occurs.

Q - you just like you've spadged your life away. why is that?

A - i've just had a double fisted piledriver.

she gave him a double fisted piledriver, but, being female, had not mastered the technique good enough and ripped his crunne-on off.

by listypoos September 24, 2004

Pipe Drunk

When you smoke so much meth that you become tired and sleepy. Its means your too too high so eat something to bring yourself back down a little. Then you'll feel 'amped' again.

'He fell asleep while hitting the P cause he was pipe drunk.'

'If you keep hitting it over and over again your gonna get pipe drunk.'

by Always Flying HIgh July 31, 2008

crack pipe

Beginner's musical instrument. Popular in the 1980's and 1990's but somehow still around due to multi-level focus group marketing on behalf of the music industry. Obscene amounts of money can be made if you can master fine instrument.

Ja Rule and 50 Cent got their start on the crack pipe and now they be millionaires

by Wigga May 13, 2003

lay the pipe

v. to give da dick

I laid the pipe on that ho EARLY

by NeverU June 6, 2003

pile-up

A once-common game played mainly by boys in their first year of secondary school at Inverkeithing High School in Fife, Scotland. When on a crowded double-decker bus, one must stand at the bottom of the stairs between the two decks and not move. Others will stand behind you, and as many people will try to cram themselves into that tiny little space as possible. Some will get a bit too excited, attacking people and jumping off the top deck, inevitably leading to a riot.

"I heard Chris and John got into trouble yesterday by playing Pile-Up."

by SmileyDudette July 8, 2009

African Piledriver

When a black guy bangs a white chick using a trash bag and steam comes out of the black guys ears.

"That black guy gave me the so called african piledriver and now I got crabs the size of baseballs"

by ur blubbery asshole September 20, 2009

piles

An uncomfortable ailment for anyone who has accessed this word. Result of sitting on cold concrete, child-birth or anal perversions.

I took a dump and my piles fell out. It looks like an open bullet-wound.

by jadio u no August 14, 2003