perning

Illegal selling of masturbation toys.

Im going to make a police report of someone perning there without a permit.

by fleffz March 18, 2017

Perinanum

The soft, squidgy part between Christmas and New Year (deriv. perineum)

As in: "What day is it dear?"

"No idea. We're right in the middle of the perinanum"

by reenie1308 December 29, 2018

PARKING LOT KISS OFF

When you meet someone and take two different cars to a function, restaurant, sports game, graduation, movie and you're hoping to spend more time with them afterwards and you get to the parking lot and they go on their own in different cars.

Hey John how was your dinner? Dinner was good but I got the PARKING LOT KISS OFF.

by JBCARLSBAD May 27, 2019

Perping

Popular person simping- perping

Sinping on someone but only for popularity

Hey bro y were you simping on that popular girl
I wasn’t I was perping on her so I get invited to the Halloween party

by lr LITBIF June 16, 2021

pertinente

Pertinente is something that is very interesting or dumb

She is very Pertinente
That's Pertinente

by some very real person November 23, 2021

perkiomen school

the worst private school in PA with a ridiculously high tuition filled with bratty rich kids w superiority complexes

hey wanna spend your high school years either getting bullied or being apart of a fake friend group? you should go to perkiomen school!

by ominous economist January 12, 2023

mountain peeking

when you see a person wearing a tight shirt and you can see there nipples pokeing out

look at that guys man tits pokeing out of his shirt those tits look like mountains there mountain peeking

by luda r April 10, 2011