Porking

Beefing someone but because they did something haram

Did you see Abdul drinking that alcoholic beverage??? He is totally in for a porking tonight by Allah!

by Ldawg September 10, 2017

Porking

When you elegantly stroke your meat to images of John pork

I saw my friend porking it in the science classroom

by Buttmoobs August 11, 2024

Porking

Porking is a term defined by the act of trolling users on x. Porking is derived from the popular meme token ticker $PORK. $PORK is the #2 token in the PondCoin ecosystem know as the first venture capitalist free defi swap platform.

GO $Pork yourself , @beeple you cuck ! You need a good porking !

by Pond chronicles February 19, 2024

Pork Joust

1. The act of poking another man in the dick with your porksword.

2. The act of being gay.

3. The act of slapping someone with your dick

Bill and Ted are going on a pork joust tommorow.

What a bunch of pork jousters.

by Bouffy Quimbi January 20, 2013

Chick'n Pork

Chick'n Pork is a Haitian Cooking show on the web.

It's 6pm, Chick'n Pork is on, Shabine will be showing us how to fry griot with plantains.

by SolidHaiti.Tv July 12, 2017

Pork Rolling

The art of gently cradling and rolling one’s gentleman’s sausage back and forth in the palms of one’s hands during a shower, ensuring a thorough yet oddly therapeutic cleanse. Often accompanied by deep introspection, awkward eye contact with the shampoo bottle.

"Bro, I walked in on Dave in the locker room, and he was full-on pork rolling like he was kneading dough. I can’t unsee it."

by Flakybun February 07, 2025

Pork Floater

At a barbque you're offered a sample of someone else's hip microbrew beer and you leave behind a bit of your bbq meat in their drink. Unexpected meaty backwash. Or any case of leaving some pre-chewed bits of food in someone else's beverage after sampling.

"You gotta try this one."

"Wait a sec, let me finish this, don't want to leave you a pork floater."

by yolohipster81 July 11, 2013