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expecto patronum

Two meanings; In a polite way it means "Excuse Me." In an impolite way, it means, "GO AWAY"
"Expecto Patronum, can I cut the line?"
by Joey DeLuca February 18, 2005
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Dick hole patrol

by Deep Blue 2012 August 18, 2009
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Pedro

A guy with no penis or very small one.
Wow that's such a Pedro
by Iknowall29 April 11, 2017
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petrozza

a gentlemen (bag of tools) who will only date girls from hawaii, puerto rico, the phillipines, japan, braziliann or any other nationality of latin or south america or south pacific
Tony "cutie" Petrozza
by Bruce Blackwood December 29, 2007
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Pedrofobic

a fear of mexican names, the most sevire cases occuring in mexico when people deny that they are mexican as then people would know that they have a mexican name.

90's footballer Ole Gunner Solschire was the first person to have been diagnosed with pedrophobia, but after realising that it was a disease as equaly bad as alcaholism he checkd himself into rehab and has been free of irational thaughts about mexican names for 7 years
Dave- "crikey your new neibour isnt from round here"

Jim- "I know, he's just moved here from mexico, he's a jolly chap who goes by the name of Paublo Benitto"

Dave- "Golly! I do believe that name is mexican, all of a suddern this estate gives me the heebie jeebies"

Jim- "Whats the matter, you a bit pedrofobic? you need the Solshire treatment"
by william milburn May 1, 2009
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Gnome Patrol

Usually a large group of stoners who are almost a large society on their own and unified by their friendship, not moochness.

To be leader of said society is a bad thing only brought on by unencouragable acts such as: dropping the weed in its many forms, a joint, a pipe, a bong even (its happened before), or losing the weed period, sometimes it is excusable, such as a pothole contributed towards this act or the person next to you elbowed you pretty hard in the ribs, sometimes it can be alrite when the smoking device overheats and/or is cashed, on the other hand someone burning their hand because they were holding the utensil wrong after being given a proper instructional on the instrument or being experienced with said tool is inexcusable in any manner.

Remember, this was invented for fun and mostly for shits and giggles to keep people from fucking up and learning what their doing before trying to act pro and just wasting weed.
A: The Gnome Patrol was initially created by a group of friends in Buford, Georgia after a hallcuinating member saw a gnome run through a nearby yard
by The Kaiser of Shiza December 30, 2008
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Pussy Patrol

People who pluck bushy vagina hairs and put them on bald mens head. They also go around and test the pussies by sticking fanta bottles in them
No wonder we have so many pairs of tweezers and my dad's growing hair so fast, it must be the work of the Pussy Patrol!
by G, Bur July 19, 2002
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