Last Sunday, I got to feed the penguin! Worth the ten hours of prayer the priest gave for it.
Nothing as kinky as feeding the penguin.
Nothing as kinky as feeding the penguin.
by DemonicPuffin August 25, 2021
Get the feed the penguinmug. 1. A man who hides his own insecurities of not performing
as good in bed as her past lovers, by shaming and or gaslighting
a woman for the amount of sexual partners she has had.
2. A man who only sees a woman's value by the thickness of her hymen,
while ignoring her personality, creativity, work ethic, intelligence
skills and talents.
When a lion takes over a pride from another male(s) they do not ask the lioness about their "body count", because he is not insecure about it...he's the Alpha.
In contrast a Penguin female has a low body count. She also feeds the male regurgitated fish while he carries there baby's egg under his testicles in the frozen snow.
as good in bed as her past lovers, by shaming and or gaslighting
a woman for the amount of sexual partners she has had.
2. A man who only sees a woman's value by the thickness of her hymen,
while ignoring her personality, creativity, work ethic, intelligence
skills and talents.
When a lion takes over a pride from another male(s) they do not ask the lioness about their "body count", because he is not insecure about it...he's the Alpha.
In contrast a Penguin female has a low body count. She also feeds the male regurgitated fish while he carries there baby's egg under his testicles in the frozen snow.
My Alpha Penguin ex-boyfriend tried to slut shame me, even though he has slept with many women.
The Alpha Penguin hides behind a righteous façade of purity to protect his fragile ego.
The Alpha Penguin hides behind a righteous façade of purity to protect his fragile ego.
by Count Boogie May 4, 2024
Get the Alpha Penguinmug. The coolest kid in any discord server. If someone has this name congratulate them by gifting them nitro.
by Spynt May 21, 2021
Get the spy penguinmug. Cumming on your girls stomach and pushing her around on the bed like a penguin sliding down the hill on its stomach.
by Baylee348 August 15, 2016
Get the Glazed Penguinmug. "Club penguin" is a famous game for kids. The star of this game is le best fat cunt cowbelly! He is a fat cunt that will call you a fat cunt, ok ya fat cunt?
by OneHellOfAMeme April 18, 2017
Get the Club Penguinmug. by DucccEatBageutte December 26, 2024
Get the Vincent the penguinmug. Wow, I can't believe Maharshi attended a nude beach just to penguin. That guy probably enjoys watching Riverdale.
by t-tebs March 4, 2019
Get the Penguinmug.