To egg on the floor

To get someone to be pregnant.

You can't get anyone to egg on the floor

by IGLOOISWATERWET June 14, 2019

Floor Scooter

FLOOR SCOOTER
A being who scoots across the floor to rid themselves of dingleberries.

Man 1:Dude I didn't know you were a floor scooter.

Man 2: Tis was them.damn dingleberries

by Smackschacksmocksnack November 14, 2024

Floor Kisser

A Floor Kisser is someone who can not stop themselves from jumping on the floor in a multiple stories apartment.

Or

A professional kisser that train his / her kissing technique with the floor.

That Floor Kisser lads are causing havoc again last night!

Your ex-girlfriend was a Floor Kisser?

by FishHitTheFan April 20, 2017

Floor Whore

A girl who gets with multiple people within the same dorm or apartment

Damn bro you hit ashley too. Yeah bro she’s a floor whore.

by Floor whore November 13, 2020

That's So Floor

something that is so bare minimum it is practically on the floor.

G: I could always take her to Mcdonald's.

L: That's so floor

by Yourfaveyodle February 6, 2023

Floor Creak

When you fart or burp, and ask anyone around you if they floor creaked to hide your mistake.

(Shits pants)
Whoo! Did the floor creak or something?

by Squadteamrep April 15, 2015

Floor

The flat surface directly above the ceiling when you reverse gravity

I ate the entire second floor of my local ikea

by Awesomehotdogg July 24, 2023