slap ass friday

in high school where every friday all the guys in the school slap all the girls' asses. pretty much self explanitory.

sharika: heeeeey devonte! you know its slap ass friday right?? aren't you gonna do somethin' to me?

devonte: *slap's sharika's ass* mmmm. sorry baby. i forgot!

by dictionarylady September 03, 2008

fresh gear friday

Always wear your freshest (newest/tightest/most gangster/pimpest/gear that pulls the most bitches) gear on friday because nobody gives a flying fuck what you wear saturday night.

Dude, isn't my pink polo fresh?

Yeah, but not as fresh as this walmart thermal i'm rocking for my fresh gear friday!

by Snug G. Fresh December 14, 2004

friday night situation

when a guy gets a boner while a girl is siting on his lap

i got a friday night situation last night with shaniqua

by kyle May 16, 2004

Johnny Cash Friday

Any Friday you work when you were promised a the day off. You fell like you are in prison and listen to Johnny Cash prison songs all day.

The inverse of Bon Jovi Friday

They said this job would be four tens but now I'm working four tens and Johnny Cash Fridays!

by Major Kong October 05, 2009

Black Friday Bowels

The effect of too much turkey/gravy/pie.

Dude, lets go get some cheap Christmas presents!

Na man, I'm afraid to leave the house. I've got a bad case of the Black Friday Bowels.

by Burnie888 November 27, 2009

that'll be the frosty friday

that day will never come; don't hold your breath.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant October 13, 2003

Justin Beiber Friday

This is what happens when you think its gonna be a Bon Jovi Friday (see Urban Dictionary Bon Jovi Friday) but realize that you in fact have to work the next day.

Not nearly as cool as a Bon Jovi Friday, the Justin Beiber Friday is pretty lame and disappointing...kind of like falling face first down a flight of stairs and landing in dog poo.

DUDE its Bon Jovi Friday BIOTCHES!!!

No stupid boss is making me work tomorrow so I guess this is a Justin Beiber Friday for me FML!

by I AM ERICA Bitch May 05, 2011