Noodle Hole

A noodle hole is a man who is weak and limpy, as the form of a typical noodle is. The person has also a large vagina / anal entrance because he likes to be fucked in the ass, generally.

Person #1: Man, that dude is such a noodle hole!
Person #2: Yeah he cannot even stand up straight! bet he got f***ed in the ass last night!

by opiummaster January 3, 2012

Noodle Fight

Term referring to a Sword Fight (when two errect penises clash in a manner resembling an actual sword fight), but the penises in question are both flaccid.

"Hey dude, how'd you get that bruise on your dick?"
"Kian and I got into a noodle fight last night."

by Bubblesnatch June 29, 2017

cheesy noodle

When a girl leaves spit on a guys dick

Fuck man did you hear that Linda gave Jim a cheesy noodle.

by FxnRALf December 9, 2016

magic noodle

reference to clitoris based on shape and pliability resembling a noodle. Area of high arousal of women.

I got her squealing by playing with her magic noodle.

by mcmersch March 10, 2011

Noodle licker

A heterosexual woman who turns lesbian because she gets tired of licking limp dicks

After a career of being a noodle licker, Bonnie is now happy w/ Jane's soft taco.

by DirtyDenimDawn May 15, 2018

Alabama noodling

Alabama noodling is when you stick your dick instead of your hand down a catfish's throat invented by the famous alabamian pornstar.

Person 1: bro why you taking your pants off?

Person 2: Because I'll be Alabama noodling today just like pornstar!

by Kodak999 August 14, 2019

slimmy noodle

When chewing gum; mainly orbit, stride, and juicy fruit; starts to fall apart in your mouth. it turns into a noodle of slime.

Girl: Damn, this tastes like a slimmy noodle in my mouth!

by crazy-fun August 1, 2011