never ride dry

To always keep a bottle of Johnny Walker Red with you wherever you go, just in case.

Ralph said to Tony, "Party was a bummer this weekend, huh? Hey man, just never ride dry"

by Dan Witmer September 20, 2008

neverparts

Another name for the female genitalia. Neverland was a fantasy and most men think of this area as one, hence the word neverparts. Used as the name of a place.

"So where are you going later on tonight Bob?"

"I'm going to her neverparts"

by Jean-Luc D October 16, 2008

nevermindedpeoples

A band started by a group of misfit highschool kids in the early nineties. Followed by "The"...

A group of people that have been neverminded for whatever reason.

The boss turned us into a group of nevermindedpeoples.

by Slowandlow December 18, 2008

nevereadies

The brand name of the batteries in the size that you need but don't have.

Dude: Your remote's dead. Looks like it takes AAs. Got any?

Other dude: AAs? Nope. Only have Nevereadies

by dwfrank April 4, 2011

neverest

The chest of a woman with ...well....without a chest, or should it be stated a grotesquely mimiscule endowment.

Guy: "banging Amy is like climbing mount Neverest!"

Friend: "Tiny titties huh?"

Guy: "Yeah, for a minute there I thought she'd grown some buds until I realized I was mounting her from behind!"

by sirpixalot August 1, 2011

never connected's

A classification of people, approx 5 million American households, generally below age 35 and childless, that view all TV and entertainment through the Internet (hulu, netflix, amazon ect) forgoing Cable TV service.

I can't bring my kids over to their house anymore. Those never connected's don't have cable tv to mindlessly sedate my children while we get drunk.

I love being never connected's, we have a cheap internet bill and watch whatever we want with no commercials!

by Slobadon January 15, 2014

never:ending:story

An act between two gay persons wherein they stand with their backs to each other and interconnect their two bodies by inserting the penis-shaped heads located at both ends of a double headed dildo into one another's anus.
The story has begun!
To make it never ending, they must both work together to stay balanced, stay penetrated, and do a backwards reach-around to jerk off the other, thus creating a

<Never:Ending:Story>

It was as majestic as a Unicorn, you should've seen it! Tobias and Sebastian were able to perform a never:ending:story flawlessly!

by Life's Little Wonders April 25, 2014