Erlend: sorry I couldn't join you guys yesterday. I had to rehearse for a TenSing musical.
Fredrik: really? Because we had eyes on you and a very cute blonde at Laundromat...
Erlend: folds all right, I was at a Tinder date.
Everybody: hahahaha
Fredrik: really? Because we had eyes on you and a very cute blonde at Laundromat...
Erlend: folds all right, I was at a Tinder date.
Everybody: hahahaha
by DJHellduck April 14, 2016
Any Enya, Yanni, John Tesh type of music. Stuff you'd expect to find in day spas where colonics are routine.
Felix: MAN! I was scared to get that hose up my ass, but that colonic music calmed me down.
Dennis: Who was it?
Felix: Enya...Only Time.
Dennis: Who was it?
Felix: Enya...Only Time.
by C. Felix November 07, 2005
Bwanbale: Why you lisaan to Ugandan opera, ha? Wha iz yo problam, brotha?
Chad: Be quiet and let me enjoy my World Music!
Bwanbale: That's nat wha we call it heah!
Chad: Be quiet and let me enjoy my World Music!
Bwanbale: That's nat wha we call it heah!
by Mark Leung Hates You January 10, 2018
A genre of music that haunts many souls. If you live in the Southern part of the United States and hate the genre, you are pretty much asking for death.
Northern Person 1: I guess its your turn to choose the music for the car trip.
Southern Person 2: Okay, I know exactly what to put on! *Turns on a Country Music Playlist, and Big Green Tractor begins playing*
Northern Person 1: *Crashes car due to the horrible music blaring through the speakers.*
Southern Person 2: Okay, I know exactly what to put on! *Turns on a Country Music Playlist, and Big Green Tractor begins playing*
Northern Person 1: *Crashes car due to the horrible music blaring through the speakers.*
by ThatDudeTwentyTwo October 13, 2021
Modern music sucks
by Arandomwordknower July 18, 2022
A way to formally address drill music. Often used by boomers who hate any form of UK rap in this specification: UK Drill music
by THELATINKID April 29, 2021
Music based on the idea that some music could cause physical harm. Extremely unpleasant noises are the norm, with side effects of listening include: deafness, physical injury, possible death.
Most danger music live shows get cancelled before they begin, same reason as you won't organize a public massacre. Otherwise, attendees need to sign before entering so the musician can't be sued.
Listening guidelines:
Don't. Unless you regularly enjoy YouTube earrape and/or extratone, on a daily basis, of which you may have a chance of survival.
Most danger music live shows get cancelled before they begin, same reason as you won't organize a public massacre. Otherwise, attendees need to sign before entering so the musician can't be sued.
Listening guidelines:
Don't. Unless you regularly enjoy YouTube earrape and/or extratone, on a daily basis, of which you may have a chance of survival.
Guy: I found out this genre called Danger Music! Let's listen!
1 minute later, he was found dead in his room with severe bleeding from his ears, which were damaged. Several police personnel were deafened due to the danger music playing from the computer. Body sent for autopsy.
1 minute later, he was found dead in his room with severe bleeding from his ears, which were damaged. Several police personnel were deafened due to the danger music playing from the computer. Body sent for autopsy.
by A dying goat September 04, 2019