Matthew Johnson's are the most sexiest men on earth and women latch onto them like wild animals. When confronted by a Matthew Johnson, women mostly ogle, bow down in awe or simply tackle them right then and there and rip all of their clothes off. Matthew Johnson's are also quite intelligent and are experts at video games. They really know how to impress the ladies and usually can stop a crowd just by smiling. Men usually fall for Matthew Johnson's too... Even straight ones. :O Matthew Johnson's do have problems with believing they are always sick though, so it takes work to own a Matthew Johnson. At the end of the day though, a Matthew Johnson is great to have. They are entertaining, smart and are great at acrobatics and gymnastics. So they can do great sex positions.
Girl one "Did you see that?"
Girl two "Yep, that was a Matthew Johnson. Tackle him, yes?"
Girl one "Oh yeah." >;D
Girl two "Yep, that was a Matthew Johnson. Tackle him, yes?"
Girl one "Oh yeah." >;D
by SavvyGoesRawr August 29, 2010
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Get the Matheus mug.A nickname given to a girly boy with a belly button ring fetish. He loves his awkward girlfriend but tends to cheat on her with a muffin whore named Vanessa. He can be the cutest and trolliest person in the world. You will just love him.
Mattsy: "I love you. x'"
Abbsy: "And I love you more. c':"
Girl 1: Isn't that Mattsy? Abbsy's boyfriend?!
Girl 2: He's making out with that
muffin.. What the hell.
Abbsy: "And I love you more. c':"
Girl 1: Isn't that Mattsy? Abbsy's boyfriend?!
Girl 2: He's making out with that
muffin.. What the hell.
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Get the Mattia poilbio mug.A Matespritship is a term in the webcomic Homestuck by Andrew Hussie. It is one of four quadrants in Troll Romances, others being Kismesis, Auspistice, and Moirail.
This is the only type of Troll Romances that resembles Human Romance. It is also one of two that deal with reproduction of Trolls. It is also called the "Flushed Quadrant" and is represented by the Heart: <3
It is entirely based on love and attraction towards the partner, as it is in the Redrom half of Troll Romances.
It is sometimes known to flail between Kismesis and Matesprit, causing a rocky relationship for young Trolls.
This is the only type of Troll Romances that resembles Human Romance. It is also one of two that deal with reproduction of Trolls. It is also called the "Flushed Quadrant" and is represented by the Heart: <3
It is entirely based on love and attraction towards the partner, as it is in the Redrom half of Troll Romances.
It is sometimes known to flail between Kismesis and Matesprit, causing a rocky relationship for young Trolls.
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Get the Matesprit mug.n. Australian colloquialism. A replacement term for a person's name within a sentence. Usage stems from the idea that a person need not be named during a statement or anecdote, but that his or her identity can be deduced by the context of the message.
Sometimes the identity of old mate may not be discernable from the message's context. Quite often in such instances the identity is immaterial to the underlying message.
Sometimes the identity of old mate may not be discernable from the message's context. Quite often in such instances the identity is immaterial to the underlying message.
Person one: "I had sex with old mate. Again."
Person two: "You have to stop fucking her, seriously."
or
Person one: "Old mate dropped by and we watched the cricket for a bit."
Person two: "McGrath had a shocker, hey...."
Person two: "You have to stop fucking her, seriously."
or
Person one: "Old mate dropped by and we watched the cricket for a bit."
Person two: "McGrath had a shocker, hey...."
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