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merry shitmas

that giant, holiday food induced, dump that we all take on that magical morning of Christmas.
also, if you hate cmas and want it to die and burn ALL the things!, then merry shitmas applies to you as well.
*toilet water splash* merry shitmas to meeee!

first i couldnt wrap gifts properly, then i stubbed my toe, then i banged my knee on that stupid santa light, and i still have to go in to work later today! merry shitmas to me!
by youtube.com/LORDCORINTH December 28, 2011
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merianne

Merianne is sweet but will kick your ass! She gives great hugs and is a really great kisser!!! She loves cooking and spending time with her freinds. But dosent have time for fake hoes!
1: ew is that merianne?
2: What do u mean omg I love herr
by Roseapeen August 14, 2019
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ass merchant

A promiscuous gay man continuously searching for booty; or a john willing to pay for the ass of younger gay men/boys.
Did you see how much of an ass merchant Mark was last night? He went home with 3 guys!!
by Matooke September 16, 2008
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well mercy me

"You killed 3 birds with one stone?! Well mercy me!"
by hot4you444444 January 11, 2010
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dirty meredith

A one time passionate moment you can never replicate, spontaneous, unbelievable, and usually with a 30 something man
I think I just experienced a dirty Meredith, that means I'll never hear from her again
by Pitbullgurl44 February 24, 2019
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The Larry Merchant

A world-famous beverage named after the great Larry "Vodka Breath" Merchant, former HBO Boxing commentator.

Regularly consumed amongst the global glitterati, it consists of two fingers of vodka dry and straight, traditionally served in a mustard glass. Usually runs you about $14.00 depending on the establishment.

Drink it between rounds.
"Would you like The Larry Merchant? You may get vodka breath but just have a mint."

"Barkeep! I'd like a Larry Merchant."

"Did you make sure everybody finished their Larry Merchants? The match is about to startz"
by TommyBoySelleck February 5, 2017
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Meral

The girl's name Meral (me-raal) is a variant of Meryl (English), and the meaning of Meral is "shining sea" and/ or DOORS OF HEAVEN
by kikoloop March 1, 2010
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