meat and two veg

The male gentials, so called because they resemble a sausage in between two vegetables (e.g. sprouts, potatoes)

He got his meat and two veg out

by IanM September 14, 2003

meat

A man's penis.

When in heat, beat your meat.

by Noxis December 2, 2003

meat pie

OMG, its something you eat!!!!!
Its not sexual!

I have a meat pie for lunch cause i was hungry!!!!

by MicJaiy May 15, 2005

Meat Injection

Stikcking a dick into a hole

by London August 17, 2003

meat flaps

Large inner labia lips.
Pussy lips that dangle outside the labia majora even when the legs are not open wide.

I love chewing on her meat flaps, it drives her crazy :)

by semsem August 21, 2011

Meat and Potatoes

The defining characteristic of an event, i.e. the best thing about it or the most important thing about.

Here we go thats the meat and potatoes off of that album, or this games the meat and potatoes!

by Ruairi April 14, 2006

meat jousting

A measure of one's true spirit and merit, according to the old code.
The game is played by two men, charging at eachother with erect penises at the ready, making galloping sounds.
They clash mightily, as the onlookers cheer.
Should one fall, such as slipping on a puddle of precum, a point is scored.
Should both opponents fall, they are to honorably engage in a standing match of swordplay.

"M'Lord, it is considered bad play to engage in meat jousting on an unsuspecting opponent."

"Man, I'm bored. Let's do some meat jousting."

"No, Shannon Kilmer and Matt Isbell are unavailable right now, as they are currently enganged in an invigorating bout of meat jousing."

by Sir Rudulph the purple-headed knight February 17, 2004