Matt Lawand

This is the gratest guy in the world! Hes a beast at everything! Hes a great kisser too. He's also really good looking. heehee :)

Awesome Matt Lawand

by Anonymous123412342345324611 October 17, 2008

matt borda

sex

Matt Borda is sex

by 12laxtitute21 June 5, 2011

Matt Damon

Verb. To actively pursue a group or individual for the purpose of performing advancing hand-to-hand combat techniques upon them. This is not to be confused with "Jason Borne", a verb which is similar to Matt Damon except the attacker does not know why he must attack his targets.

Liam Neeson- "If you don't tell me where you took my Doritos I'm going to Matt Damon you!"
Marko- "Good Luck"

by PabloMcCaso May 27, 2013

Matt Bitch Marra (mb)

A dirty Mexican that smells like a Bloody Mary with a side of trash. (Also see trash people.)

Wow! Did you see Matt Bitch Marra (mb) the other night drinking his Bloody Mary? I almost couldn't tell if it was dirty Mexican garbage or a person.

by SGs4E June 11, 2016

Matt Lauer

A sex predator who thinks he's wanted by the opposite sex, but really is just making them want to vomit all over him.

Man, that girl at the bar just threw her drink all over that Matt Lauer!

by Great Kuhzoo November 30, 2017

Matt Shirk

A person who is over weight, all fat, resembling a marshmallow, and a bitch.

My friend was being a real Matt Shirk, so I killed him.

by Calvino, the Calvinist September 18, 2019

matt loves angie

Love

Matt loves angie more than life itself.

by Matgie February 20, 2020