Western Mass

read: middle of nowhere

The western part of Massachusetts, considered anything past Worchester for the most part. Includes some small towns, but mostly trees and cows. The reaction to anyone from the good part of Massachusetts when asked if they have heard of a town in Western Mass is "Where's that?"

"No way, you're from Massachusetts? I was born in Leyden!"
"... Where's that? Western Mass??"

by Stovetop Joe June 20, 2012

Massachusetts

A place where a man's shit-filled rectum and gaping asshole are the legal equivalent of a uterus and vagina.

One man says: "I say there sir, is your wife pregnant?" The man from Massachusetts replies: "No, he's just constipated..."

by Truth Lady March 27, 2009

banana massage

Indonesian term for male masterbation. A wank.

"Hey you like what you see? Vely good banana massage. Vely good jiggy-jiggy. You want young girl?"

"No thanks, Japang."

"Ahh young boy?"

by The_Strut October 21, 2004

Canadian Air Mass

When you break wind and the sound comes out as "ehhhh"

I hear a rumbling in my tummy, I think I feel a Canadian Air Mass coming on

by RUSuuuuure123 June 16, 2009

French Tickler Massage

Hand Job with oral sex to bring client to climax. Term used by call girls or prostitutes.

My girlfriend gave me a French Tickler Massage and I came in her mouth so hard she choked a little.

by Khokolate February 25, 2011

Mass

Mass(adj):Greatly, Completely, Totally

Dude that was mass wordpwnage/word!

by Midas September 17, 2003

Pakistani Massage

When your fucking a chick with hairy legs; you bust your load on to one leg. After the cumming you rub the cum around her legs as a gentle massage. Following that you find a razor and trim her leg hairs and shove the hairs into her butt hole. Finally you eat out her butt hole for a delicious snack.

Billy Joe says to John"I was with your sister last night and she had not shaved her legs in a while so I gave her a nice Pakistani Massage. She also asked for a Pakistani haircut and I was like "nah" but then i changed my mind and was like "sure" "

John replys " You dirty mother fucker, you have no friends"

by Atheist FTW July 7, 2010