Digitally Liberate Yourself

to liberate your digit (finger) from your arse, to pull your finger out

Scenario 1: "Come now, it is time we must digitally liberate ourselves and get started with this assignment."

Scenario 2: "I wish you would digitally liberate yourself and get moving."

by mischievous maverick April 10, 2010

neo-capitalistic-liberalized-anarcho-nazbols

The best political affiliation, capturing within it all extremes of the political compass.

Willemstan’s newest political party is the neo-capitalistic-liberalized-anarcho-nazbols

by NorseBerserker2835 January 23, 2020

Performative Liberalism

When someone tries so hard to look liberal that it starts feeling like a performance art piece. Usually involves flexing their “wokeness” at every opportunity, treating social justice like a competition, and making sure everyone knows they’re the most progressive person in the room.

They’ll post endless photos with marginalized groups (but only for the optics), brag about their “diverse friend group,” and side-eye anyone who doesn’t speak in the latest approved vocabulary. It’s less about genuine empathy and more about getting liberal points.

Did you see Amy call me a radical republican? All I said was I don’t want to call Emily a cat. She even posted about it in her story. She is definition performative liberalism!

by Mish.bel October 22, 2025

Liberal

An absent minded person, a person with no logic , someone part of a political party that believes inflation and communism is a act of the American way, a person so open minded their brain has fallen out, someone part of a political party who believes no American should have rights and that mandates should be in place to manipulate and control the citizens,

The liberals are the reason America is falling apart in 2021

by American National security November 24, 2021

Stinky Liberal

Those smelly progressives

Did you see the stinky liberal make a fool of themselves on FOX news today

by Mattyfucks December 20, 2020

Right Leaning Liberal

Somebody who dislikes woke ideology, political correctness, and votes Republican but doesn't have any actual conservative values or principles. They usually rail against feminism, LGBT culture, or racial grievance ideology but combine this with a dislike or even hatred of Christianity and Christian morals. At best they are Christian in name only. Some of them only vote Republican for the low taxes. They particularly despise any semblance of sexual morality and are often worse sexual degenerates then even the people on the left are. Either that or they have a completely hypocritical set of morals that glorifies promiscuity when men do it and only selectively looks down on it when women are doing it whereas actual conservatives look down on both men and women who are promiscuous. They usually talk about how great the 1970s or 80s were rather then the 1950s like conservatives do. They usually have false beliefs about what makes you conservative to begin with and try to sell old fashioned liberalism as conservatism. Groups of right leaning liberals would include...

- Frat Boys and Sorority Girls
- White Trash
- Pick up artists
- Some people on 4chan
- Most libertarians
- Anybody who declares themselves to be "fiscally conservative but socially liberal."
- A lot of self described "anti SJWs."

The Republican Party has been flooded with right leaning liberals, we have to be careful to make sure we do not lose our conservative values because of them.

by CrusaderKing02 April 22, 2023

Liberation Day

An event on the 2nd April 2025 where the 45th and 47th President of the United States of America, Donald Trump, announced he would impose "reciprocal tariffs" on most countries on Earth, including a island only inhabited by penguins, to "bring back manufacturing back to America". Shortly after this announcement global stock markets crashed the worst since 2020. A few days later Trump suspended the tariffs for 90 days, even thought they were meant to be permanent.

Penguin 1: "Hey man Donald Trump just put a 10% tariff on us on Liberation Day"
Penguin 2: "I can't believe this, we should protest"

by Stormy_Tanker0 April 30, 2025