by editor lol February 4, 2022

A Man Who Has A Very Abnormally Large Penis/ Genatalia.
by Not Lewis Jones October 7, 2023

A lewis POON ‘You’re such a lewis Poon’ meaning your a small middle aged man from particularly from little lever, BOLTON, who cannot control their anger or love for drinks. A lewis Poon (NOON) is a hairy man. A lewis POON has a beautiful and amazing girlfriend and often gets told he is ‘punching’
by Simon News1 July 20, 2022

When you drink so much Cough Syrup and have to take a mean shit but it’s winter in Michigan but your friend won’t let you use their bathroom so you go in there backyard and explode diarrhea everywhere and wipe it with a ripped open McDonald’s cup and leaves
Friend one: it kinda smells like death?
Friend two: oh that’s my bad I had a Sloppy Lewie in the backyard!
Friend two: oh that’s my bad I had a Sloppy Lewie in the backyard!
by WoodBluntJointPP November 2, 2021

Destined to become a pro Rainbow Six Siege player one day. Known for his insane aim and reaction time.
by N1SS4N GTR March 26, 2020

A sexy man who can have every lady he wants but he is very loyal and you should respect and appreciate him. He is a down to earth chill guy who keeps himself to himself and is the bested Freind you could ever had
by Lewis is FIT!!!!! December 7, 2021

Fingers of a god, he can give any girl a good time. Siri cannot pronounce his name as he is too powerful. Any Lewis burghams will destroy you with a bow the Sagittarius wanker
by Vikkstonk456 June 17, 2016
