Landen

the typical white guy who's a culture vulture , and usually a poser, you can spot him at gamestop claiming he's 3 percent native american

why is he doing that?, probably a landen trying really hard to fit in with other cultures

by HotBurgerMeat April 16, 2019

left-lane driver

A driver who always drives faster than the other cars, that he is almost always in the left lane (trying to pass other cars).

Mark always drives soo fast, he's such a left-lane driver.

by Derek L. December 4, 2007

Candy cane lane

The act of mixing blood and cum into a coca-cola bottle, freezing it and preceding to suck on it as you would a Popsicle.

Joe: u want a candy cane lane?

Henry: sure!

Joe: here

Henry: yay my fav

by Y2784 November 25, 2013

Lance

Could be compared to a noob or a lewser but still loveable.

Lance is such a noob but I still like to hangout with him.

by The_Sad_Banana January 1, 2012

Dirty Lane

When someone is suffering from persistent heartburn, and the only relief is to have one twin toss his salad while the other twin defecates down his throat. All while this is going on, it's not an official Dirty Lane unless he is also fucking his mom's funbags with his flaccid cock taped to a Popsicle stick.

John just went to Taco Bell and we're all out of Tums. Looks like it's time to call up his mom for a Dirty Lane session.

by clowningaround October 10, 2010

Lane Lagger

The driver who chooses to stay in their lane with no signal, or intention of getting over, even though they have had ampel warning the lane is ending and they need to merge. "Lane lagger" can also be applied to the inconsiderate driver who knowingly gets into the lane that's ending during heavy traffic, because they'll get ahead a few cars since another driver will have to let them in.

Although anyone can be guilty of lane lagging, it's most often observed happening to drivers of high-end cars because sense-of-entitlement usually comes with the purchase of their vehicle.

"That lane lagger wants in front of me but doesn't have the courtesy to signal!"

"Officer, the BMW was lane lagging and merged right into my bumper at the last second!"

by Devonce May 5, 2009

lane hugger

a guy that selects a lane, that will be used to make a turn he wants... miles and miles before the turn actually will happen.

If the next turn is left, the guy will stay on the left lane no matter what for as long as possible. If the next turn is right, he will stay on the right (which is not such a big problem).

John is a total lane hugger. He was driving the left lane for 30 miles, with guys honking on him constantly, and only then did he make a turn. What a loser!

by betascud August 6, 2010