Digitally Liberate Yourself

to liberate your digit (finger) from your arse, to pull your finger out

Scenario 1: "Come now, it is time we must digitally liberate ourselves and get started with this assignment."

Scenario 2: "I wish you would digitally liberate yourself and get moving."

by mischievous maverick April 10, 2010

neo-capitalistic-liberalized-anarcho-nazbols

The best political affiliation, capturing within it all extremes of the political compass.

Willemstan’s newest political party is the neo-capitalistic-liberalized-anarcho-nazbols

by NorseBerserker2835 January 23, 2020

Liberally educated morons

A person not only trained in the social sciences but also professionally unimpressive. Even if they have a job. To be abbreviated l.e.m.s

These people are not to be considered a moron. as liberally educated morons, they're just so unimpressive.

by Sexydimma October 19, 2025

Clairo Liberal

A disingenuous liberal, or a dino. Someone who makes every effort to appear as a liberal but shortly beyond the surface-level they are conservative. Clairo liberals can be seen wearing thrifted clothes, throwing bottles at usually black artists during concerts when they don't perform as well as they'd like, have at least one close friend that support really mucked up politicians or governments

Fannie Pilson is a clairo liberal who will be the first person since the start of her genealogical line to not have children. She can barely afford her $90k a year liberal arts school because her family has made no contributions to society to have high salaries and she's not accomplished enough to earn scholarships. Fannie Pilson, makes an effort to wear thrifted clothing, and visibly seem liberal, but her close friends are one connection away from insurrectionists. Fannie is a clairo liberal.

by 7inchgirths December 8, 2023

liberal-qaeda

A way better term than libtard.
(do NOT use unironicly)

Liberal: i just believe that science is true
Conservative: oh you liberals and your liberalchemy
Liberal: can you please stop insulting everyone who opposes you?
Conservative: ok, liberal-qaeda

by Friendly Definitionist October 31, 2020

How to be a liberal 101

Just call things dumb or insane or unhinged. It's easy. You can do it to ANYTHING. ABOUT anything. Seriously. Go on YouTube right now. FIND a conservative video. And then google a historical precedent that contradicts the information in the video. Record yourself watching the video after you've done this. Every 30 seconds call the guy making the video unhinged or dumb or insane and throw in the previously stated historical contradiction and BOOM! You're Hasan... Or Destiny.... It's free money. You get enough viewer and you will start to get invited to shit like Pearl or Andrew (Who is one of my finest students btw) or Destiny again.

Hym "Thank you for joining my class: 'How to be a liberal 101.' It works the same way with conservatives except you also get to throw in the BIBLICAL precedent everyone once and a while. And Lauren is hot. Would breed, 100%. OH! THAT'S WHO JOAN LOOKS LIKE! IT'S JOAN! SO fucking hot!"

by Hym Iam August 11, 2023

Liberal Addendum

When a person adds an extra form of clarification, so that the joke doesn't seem offensive.

Person1: "I bet you like guys. Not that there is anything wrong with that."

Person2: "Did you just use a Liberal Addendum?"

by GarfieldGetsTrappedInNewYork November 27, 2023