kelli's law

If the IQ in the room, combined, is less than your own - leave.
I invoked Kelli's Law at the last departmental meeting.
by Blaze86 March 04, 2014
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Dick In Laws

When two or more men have had sex with the same woman.
Person A: Did you hear that Brett got with Brittany last night?
Person B: Really? Holy shit! That mean's we're Dick In Laws!
Person A: You slept with her too?
Person B: Hehehehe.
by The Hutt & Dr. Wolfe October 17, 2010
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Internet Law

How it works:

If you came to my

house, came inside, and said 'I'm going to rape

your dog,' I would tell you to get the **** out,

and then I would force you, because being in a

'free country' doesn't mean you can ****

around on someone else's property
grimlen: 1st amendment!
ReySquared: and freedom of speech does not

apply ^_^
Wufei: doesn't apply on the internet
grimlen: psh
ReySquared: you can say what you want, but

not here. :3
grimlen: yes it does!! Internet is a form of the

press!!!
Wufei: if the laws of the constitution applied to

the internet
Wufei: we'd have a lot of libel/slander cases in

the courts
grimlen: itsamerica, its gonna happen
grimlen: if u ban us, we will come back!!
ReySquared: The internet is not a form of the

press, and this server is somebody's property.

That means that whatever you do, you have to

abide by whatever stipulations the host makes.
grimlen: YES it is, it is available to the publc!!! A

you sukc
ReySquared: No, it isn't. The first ammendment

applies to the government, you can't take a

person on the street to court for violating your

first ammendment rights.

...

Wufei: Rey
Wufei: publish it xD
Wufei: define it under Internet Law

This definition coined by ReySquared, Urban Dictionary editor
by LordWufei May 06, 2009
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Okafor's law

The ability to chop toto at any given time of your wish if your prick don create sensational experience. you go just dey knack for free
John reunited his love through Okafor's law
by African Joker January 05, 2022
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law abider

Law makers should be law abiders at the same time.
by john zhu November 30, 2013
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Blue Lawed

To be turned down when trying to purchase alcohol on a Sunday morning because of state laws
On Sunday I got blue lawed, I went to a bar at 11:15, but the bartender wouldn't serve me until noon.
by Tommy Shakespeare February 24, 2011
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jonny law

Slow down moose, Jonny law is waiting up the road.
Jonny law gave me another speeding ticket today.
by lisarath November 07, 2005
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