Lauren

…you literally don’t exist. There’s absolutely no way you went on urban dictionary after seeing an Instagram challenge because that’s literally impossible. You aren’t real. This an illusion. You cannot be perceived.

What’s a “Lauren”?

by Waitwhathuh November 23, 2021

Lauren

The fattest of chicks. Absolutely huge. Will eat your food if left unattended. Also hates fine arts and any pet or animal.

Oh shit, hide the food Lauren is coming.

by Geee Sauce November 1, 2023

Lauren

Someone who loves her brother and loves to do incest with him

Look it Lauren having sex with karl

by Jesse Dylan-Lowe November 29, 2021

Lauren

They are silly, very flirty with people! A goofy guber! She thinks she sexy but not…. Bad driver. Short! Interesting… thinks they are allways right.speaks truth.sucks at school! No friends!good at making videos kinda! Hungry all the flippen time! Mute…. Loves short horses!! Dirty minded… very athletic..

Person 1 Lauren is weird stay away from her
Person 2 but she is so fine
Lauren you mother ******

by Hey6373 June 9, 2023

lauren loiselle

If you know a Lauren Loiselle, hide your cookies! They are known to eat all of the carbs, and won't say no to a piece of toast. They can seem weird and accident prone but if you know one they can be wonderful!

Damn all the cookies are gone, it must have been a Lauren Loiselle

by QuirkyKoala October 8, 2018

Lauren

A girl who is very shy. She’s very kind-hearted and brutally honest. When she has goals, she’ll always work towards them. A Lauren’s usually very introverted and has only a small group of friends. She normally enjoys hanging out with friends and just enjoying life. She knows that she has to live life to the fullest even though she has some fears. A Lauren usually hates horror and loves comedy. She usually may not be the best at smarts but is really kind. She’s normally ruled by her heart and always follows her dreams. A Lauren is an amazing friend to have and is irreplaceable ❤️

Is that Lauren? I hear she’s really nice!

by Thebestusernameintheentireworl November 17, 2021

Lauren Sullivan

Lauren is fucking crazy!!!! She has insane shoes and everything you could ever think of. Lauren has good taste in music and rocks fuckin hall and Oates! She has visions in her head about cool shit and has a good idea of life. Pretty and cool, she did NOT invent the word coolin under any circumstance. She has a crazy future and just dislocates her knee.

“Bro”
“Yeah?”
“Lauren Sullivan”
“Yeah”
“Shits wild”
“I’m aware”
“Don’t act smart with me”
Lauren: OW MY KNEE

by girldislocatesherknee June 23, 2019