This shit happens when you've finished, your pants are up to your knees, and you suddenly realize you have to shit some more.
by diggorypip586 May 13, 2022

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 27, 2025

Being in lots of trouble, almost a lil over your head, or physically in mud, water, shit, what have u.
by QC October 31, 2003

by jaisnvei November 17, 2019

A term that is used as an excuse for when you’re caught jerking one out. Could also mean jerking off in general.
Guy 1: Hey man we’re you just wanking it?!?!
Guy 2: Nah, just scratching my knee.
Guy 1: Oh, alright, continue scratching your knee then.
Guy 2: Nah, just scratching my knee.
Guy 1: Oh, alright, continue scratching your knee then.
by TheRussianHammer May 16, 2018

A saying a person does when another person says an unfunny joke but you're being sarcastic about it, indicating it was the funniest joke you have ever heard in your life. (being sarcastic if you didn't get that)
"Hey Billy, why did the chicken cross the road?... TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!" *laughs hysterically*
"What a knee slapper, Timmy!" *slaps knee*
"What a knee slapper, Timmy!" *slaps knee*
by lovelyleftorgan777 May 4, 2022

by pcvbg26 August 29, 2011
