Kneesie 

A form of practical martial arts involving thrusting the knee into someones thigh or knee. A painful experience that doesnt cause lasting harm physical but can mentally cripple a man. Few people can actualy Kneesie but in fact threaten others with it. Outlawed in several states and legend has it that it originated in a school field when a JEEP assaulted a member of the general public resulting in him being Kneesied into a rugby post.

Touch me and I'll kneesie you!
Carry on like that and you'll get a Kneesie!

Kneesie by Adam Cooper September 16, 2005

kneeslapper 

Someone with a dick so big it slaps there knees while walking.

When ol boy pulled his kneeslapper out; she knew she was going to be walking with a limp the next day..

kneeslapper by lilsmarterthanaboxofrocks March 25, 2021

Knee Hole 

The back of your knee...

I don't like shaving my knee hole. It's hard to reach.

Knee Hole by adaco August 5, 2011

keesom 

1) passionate Democrat

2) one that does not like swear words, sex, mastaurbation, or anything "dirty"

"Quit being such a keesom"

keesom by Burty mcburt January 14, 2004

knee buckling 

adjective used to discribe a curveball that is so nasty it makes the hitters knees buckle in fear.

he just came down on that guy with another knee buckling curveball

knee buckling by Cian Shelley May 25, 2008

knee kick 

A knee. Knee kick is a term used by old-timers who had never seen anyone throw knees before.

That fighter just hit his opponent in the stomach with some sort of knee kick!

knee kick by DarkX84 August 7, 2010

kneeastiffin 

A rare disorder that causes rashes when your in the driver's seat of a car. Usually your leg from the knee down must be amputated, after this is done you are never quite the same, You now have a prosthetic leg and it may cause you to swat random Iranian childen off there bicycles and stain there purple shirts.

guy#1:"that boy was quite mad at me the other day"
guy#2:"why?"
guy#1:"because i swatted him off his bike, i just couldnt help it!! i had kneeastiffin!"

kneeastiffin by kristinadizzle May 20, 2006