Johnny Cardano

Gay! Tough guy with a big heart. Can deadlift twice his body weight but self obsessed with his own dick.

See that meat head Johnny Cardano, he’s gay!

by Shallow balls November 23, 2021

Johnny Depp

Inspired by me? Probably... I am a hero and a genius... 🤔 Hmm... Yep... That's definitely reflective of the thing I did accept he went all the way. I take full credit. Great job me 👍

Hym "Hey, Iam you see the Johnny Depp thing? Iam? Where the hell is he? Oh well, good job me! GoOd JoB oThEr Me! Oh! He can star in my movie!"

by Hym Iam June 2, 2022

Johnny Sins

Seth’s boyfriend

Seth: I so want Johnny sins penis up inside of me

by Alx.777 July 5, 2022

Johnny Carson

When a mustached man (or women) goes down on a girl and their lush mustache tickles the girls vagina ever so slightly. The girl should make a purring noise.

Mustached Man: OMG! tickle tickle tickle young one
Young One: purrrrr
Mustached Man: I love your firm boobies HAHAHAHA silly women

by Mike H a.k.a AsIaN bLaZer February 16, 2005

Johnny Bravo

A funny looking ape handed cartoon character who has the tendancy to wear white sunglasses to impress tail, while seeming like a large pawed ass ass pirate he has likeable qualities such as his wanting to seem in control of situations, he often controls doorways and this causes his balls to swell cutting off circulation to his penis, this results in a brief case of elephantitis and purple discoloration of the penis, it can be compared to when the hulk gets mad and turns into a monster

Did you see Johnny Bravo at the door last night his balls got so big no one could get in or out of the bar until Mr. clean came to rub his discolored purple penis

by buttinz March 7, 2008

Johnny-Cut

A type of haircut worn by treaty kids named Johnny
also known as Surfer cut or Bowl cut

"johnny look at your haircut, its a surfer cut, no a bowl cut. its a Johnny-Cut"

by CookieStuff April 7, 2006

Johnny man

A Johnny man refers a white male of Anglo-Saxon stock from Western Europe and North America. Due to fact that every 8/10 white guy you meet his name either starts or ends with John, so the word Johnny Man was created.

Hey Johnny Man do you think eminem is the best rapper ever?

by Gorilla Big Mac June 12, 2008