Jordan 

Gay ass bitch

Jordan fucks boys

Jordan by 2$3$&::$$33 April 14, 2019

Jordan 

An annoying fucking cunt.

Don't be a Jordan

Jordan by Jordan H8er May 22, 2019

Michael Jordan 

The most fucking overrated player of all-time. People talk about him as if he was their daddy.

*LeBron attempting a one legged fadeway with his left hand with 5 defenders over him 50 feet from the basket because the shot is winding down* Damn, look at LeBron! Michael Jordan could do that in his sleep.

Michael Jordan by UrKing91 November 10, 2019

pulling a jordan 

When you fail in such a massive way that it can't be measured on the normal scale of failure.

That guy tries so hard, but when it counts he's always pulling a jordan.

pulling a jordan by TY365247 July 13, 2011

jordan 

A common name for geeks and or computer nerds, especially in Australia.

Jordan stayed at home and played WoW all last night!

jordan by C-Doggy October 5, 2006

Jordan 

A guy who toys with girls and is determind to ruin their lives by simply letting them fall in love with them but in the end letting them down.
Jordan 'the one which is decending' is right in that it's like the devil the angel that fell from heaven.
Bastard

Jordan: I want to go out with you
Girl: I know but I don't want to ruin out friendship
Jordan: We'll still be friends
Girl: But we won't
Jordan: I'm sorry I suck at this relationship stuff

Broken Heart

Jordan by socially awkward October 23, 2011

Jordan 

the most amazing girl any guy could ask for. shes a midget and has the most amazing eyes ever. anyone she goes out with is one lucky guy. perfect in everyway , even though she'll deny it . every one she meets automatically loves her and if they don't there probably a fucking retard. oops what your language she dosen't like potty mouths

Did you see that girl last night ? ya damn what a jordan

Jordan by Cole Esno October 27, 2011