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grey gardening

When you spend at least 24 hours in the same clothing, often unshowered, not leaving your home or the home of your closest friend. Activities include doom scrolling, watching trashy movies, drinking tea. Done in pairs.
"We spent the weekend grey gardening at Amber's house."
by mememepickles February 21, 2025
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Garden hose

Anyone that would shoot somebody over a garden hose is a luttle too silly to have a gun.
I shot the guy who was going to shoot me over the garden hose before he could do it because I knew he wasn't right in the head, which is a good reason.
by The Original Agahnim November 14, 2021
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Grow A Garden

A very popular Roblox game that has you make a garden with plant seeds that have varying rarities

For a better Def go play the game on Roblox
Yo bro lets hop on Grow A Garden
by Absolute Rizzler May 25, 2025
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garden meditation

Thoughtfully tending to your ladygarden; jilling off.
Lady Chatterley thought of Mellors and his John Thomas as she indulged in a little garden meditation.
by Mavis O'Reilly June 1, 2018
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“gardening”

gardening is a phrase stoners use to say they smoke weed.
I got into “gardening” recently, so I want to know what’s the best flower/bud to use.
by anonymous May 13, 2024
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Garden Spot High School

the girls look 18 but are 12. and they are whores most likely. the guys like dick and getting pegged. the teachers look like alcoholics and pedophiles but the janitor is chill asf.
by Garden Spot High School July 23, 2023
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Olive Garden

Just a casual American restaurant chain for the commoners. Serves typical Americanized Italian dishes made by unskilled college students who are just learning how to cook. Food is decent at best, as one would expect. Most often the place where a typical guy would ask a girl out to, as well as a freshman's first job.

Comparable to the Canadian restaurant chains "Swiss Chalet" and "East Side Marios".
Guy 1: Just got my first job at Olive Garden!
Guy 2: Nice!
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