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Human Lasagna

Have a woman lay on her side, then you promptly Jizz into her vagina, causing a creampie. afterwards you will puke onto her vagina, creating the human lasagna
Steve: How should me and Stacy spice up our sexlife?
Dan: Have you tried the human Lasagna?
by Jjayunfaced April 18, 2019
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human syringe

The act one vigorously removing your penis from your partner during anal and from suction causing their poop to be pulled out as well. In extreme cases poop will flow out like a water fountain, blasting the penetrator.
Yo bro, I accidentally human syringed my girl at my place and I’ve been cleaning shit off the walls for days..
by Brown-sugar-beauty October 1, 2019
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Human Beyblade

The act of ripping anal beads hard out of an individuals asshole, while they are placed upon a spinning chair or anything of the sort, to create enough momentum to spin and or "rip" the individual in circles. Best done with 2 individuals competing in an arena until one runs out of momentum.
"Hey! We should do a double date soon, maybe pull a Human Beyblade!"
by Monger of the ass men August 2, 2021
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humanshu

He is the coolest and sweetest we can meet ever. He not open with everyone and he must not be taken as granted by someone.

He is good with everyone but then also he is confused to make good friends. He is a type of a sporty guy who loves basketball.

And most importantly he want someone to take care of him but unfortunately he doesn't have someone like that.

He is single but he wants to be mingle
Aryan : Hey dont you think humanshu want someone to care for himself

Om : What's new in that ..
by Human 291 November 29, 2021
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Orange Human

People that have hair that is so red and skin complexion that is so freckly white that they appear to be a completely washed out orange color.
That orange human is cute, but I still will not bang him because of his disgusting coloring.
by Orangepeoplehater November 12, 2009
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Awesome Human Being

An awesome being is clearly someone who is, well awesome!
Yale: Woah!
Sal: IKR, an awesome human being!
Nathan: WTF IS GOING ON, YOU ALIENS
by MeteorCoder April 11, 2019
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real life human being

Real life human being...
Means a human being that lives on planet earth...who eats...breathes...and is not a computer....
When i take the time to call a business /service company that i pay a monthly bill to...i expect to discuss my questions/concerns with a real life human being....a real llfe human being....who is a human being ...that lives on planet earth...who eats...breathes and is not a computer...instead of me getting pissed off at a computer....that has no ears... to hear me speak slowly...ever...i think customer service is person to person....and all persons deserve a job....not a computer...
by PRETTY IN COPPER July 18, 2017
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