sea grapes

Some Bahamas bred BOMB ass shit green and blue nugs lookin like they were straight from the sea.

Yo, u want some sea grapes mon? They be gettin u blaaaazed.

by whatsit December 11, 2007

Long Beach (NY) Grape Fest

1. n. When a guy puts a large number grapes in his mouth than spits them out into girl's vagina and proceeds to crush them in their with his schlong.

2. n. When a girl puts a large number grapes in her vagina than takes them out and puts them in a guy's ass and proceeds to crush them in their with her strap-on.

3. n. When a girl feeds a guy grapes while watching the Super Bowl (in the same way as Cameron Diaz feeding Alex Rodriguez in Super Bowl XLV)

4. n. When a guy puts a large number grapes in his mouth than spits them out into another guy's ass and proceeds to crush them in their with the first guy's schlong.

5. n. When a person sticks grapes in one of their body's holes and then takes them out and puts them in someone's mouth and crushes them with either a strap-on or a schlong usually used after lost bets.

The guy gave the girl a Long Beach (NY) Grape Fest and she was queefing out grape skin for a month.

After Kyle lost the bet to Alec he was scarred for life after Alec made him have the Long Beach (NY) Grape Fest preformed on him.

by Eye Lik Dong March 1, 2011

I have all the grapes

If someone is said to have all the grapes, everything is going well for them and their life is a breeze, or something extraordinary or overly profound has happened to them.

I have an awesome girlfirend!
My job is going great, I just got a pay rise!
My grades have never looked better!
Our sports team is on a winning streak!
I have all the grapes!

by dahneeoh September 13, 2011

They Did Surgery On A Grape

Meme started by Hailey.Wisch in the group “crop your screenshots you godless heathen”

Exists to be obnoxious, the inside joke of many FaceBook groups.

Stephanie: Hey what’s up with the grape surgery?

Hailey: They Did Surgery On A Grape
Stephanie: Yeah but why do I keep seeing it everywhere?

Hailey: They Did Surgery On A Grape

by BootyOverlord67 November 26, 2018

GRAPE SMUGGLER

When a male inserts a multitude of grapes into the anus of a female as she is sleeping post-coitus, so that when the woman awakes to defaecate, she will be thoroughly surprised by the large number of whole grapes that exit her at rapid speed; which proves a very effective distraction in order for the male to escape his one-night-stand.

"dude i totally pulled the GRAPE SMUGGLER last night"
(flashback)

*door to restroom closes*
*toilet lid raises*
PLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPSPLAASH!!!!!!!!

"well that's rather queer..."

*front door closes*

by blep bloop May 24, 2011

Grape

The act of forcefully shoving grapes down the throat of an unwilling victim.

(People sleeping in there beds late at night, meanwhile a man come busting through the wall screaming)

Grapest: I'M GONNA GRAPE YOU IN THE MOUTH!!!!!!!!!!

People: (screaming in horror): NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

by Grapest January 15, 2011

Graphic designer

Someone who digitally designs visual imaging and graphics for web sites. I happen to be one because I basically have no life


Graphic Designers rule compared to the cheap web designers, who have no talent

Im 13, and yet Im an exelent graphic designer

by Arielthealien June 7, 2005