goober snatch

someone who is being "un cool"

bro your being such a goober snatch

by drayven edward hugh bonenfant November 2, 2023

Goobercuck

To be a schmuck or Jake Reed like figure. (Pado)

Look at the yiddish schmuck its such a goobercuck.

by Andew Pado November 2, 2023

goobed out

1) To zone out; to be in oblivion.

2) The state of oblivion and having zero concept of surroundings.

Gabe goobed out when she didn't realize that Mia left the dinning hall.

by goofygoober154 November 12, 2023

globulin

Boyfriends that don’t know anything about the human body

Becky I have a globulin.

by HHHUSBAND November 16, 2023

Goober

Goober is a word describing a very SILLY character!! :3

Robin: Look at this silly little goober I found :3

by robinzzkewl November 19, 2023

goobalicious

A term used to describe someone named Goob, in a positive light. Goobalicious means they are delicious, in a Goob way. Be warned, that this term might anger Goobs.

Goob, you are so goobalicious!

by GoobLover44 November 21, 2023

GOOB

The leader of a bunch of people who wish they own the world. Most of these people are either Republican politicians or hardcore capitalists, though there are also some total randos and even one Democrat. The GOOB is a supreme being whom these people worship, as they continue their attempt to make capitalism permanent.

Person 1: That guy just checked his phone, and his home screen is a photo of the GOOB.
Person 2: He got a PHOTO?
Person 1: We gotta get outta here NOW!

by TheRootSquad October 15, 2024