knob goblin

(N) A midget who sucks dick.

Often used as a gay joke to guys or an insult to a whore who is always sucking dick.
Also relates to the phrase "gobble the knob".
Just in case you don't know, : knob

Guy 1: *trips guy 2*

Guy 2: what a knob goblin

Girl 1: that wasn't very nice

Guy 2: shut up, you're one to, literally

Girl 1: ...

Guy 2: kthxbye

by uraknobgoblin April 6, 2010

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cock goblin

when some faggot or a skank ass bitch has been cock punched so omany times that their face resembles a cock and a goblin at the same time....hence the name cock goblin

DAMN, that ugly fuck looks like a cock goblin

by jesus March 18, 2003

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When you ascend god (gives you the want for blood). When an individual enters goblin mode there is a 90% that individual will die, if they survive for 7 hours and 26 minutes they will ascend there chosen deity.

Your honour, at the time of the incident my client was in “goblin mode”

by Snz June 13, 2023

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butt goblin

After wipping ur ass the tiolet paper shreds and entagles itself in ur ass hair also known as tiolet paper wholies

dude i got a crazy butt goblin in my ass pubes

by Chad October 31, 2004

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Goblin

Like an internet Troll only unaware of that fact. Goblins glob onto causes for the most idiotic of reasons, and in the process make the cause or group they are involved in look as stupid as they are. Unlike a Troll they are unaware of the damage they cause.

Little Ms. Gloomy's take on free school lunch made the other Vegans look as retarded as she was,

by Zippo138 February 15, 2004

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