fuckupitis

Continous acts of fucking shit up.

Murphy has fucked shit up all week. He seems to have a case of Fuckupitis.

by Odie1966 September 24, 2013

Fuckuposity

The potential for fucking something up.

We were all hopeful, but aware that the situation was fraught with fuckuposity.

by drbollocks February 24, 2013

fuckunt

When you're too lazy to write fucking cunt

My ex is a fuckunt

by Dubiks January 7, 2019

pre-fuckual

An agreement between 2 people prior to fucking that limits the man's liability if the women becomes pregnant and wants to keep the child,and the man doesn't!

Buster and Trixie have been knocking it out on a regular basis. Trixie lyingly told Buster that she was "on the pill". Trixie got pregnant and wanted to keep the child. Buster is screwed because he didn't get a pre-fuckual agreement. Buster will be continually fucked for the next 18 years, 9 months.

by Bitter "Parents" June 15, 2011

Buttockus Fuckus

Latin term for "Butt Fuck"

Buttockus Fuckus to the person

by ffdsfdsfdsfsdf April 7, 2019

HMCS. Fuckurd

HMCS. Fuckuerd: The HMCS Fuckurd was a cargo steamer built by the Royal British Shipbuilding Company of London England. She was the thirteenth ship of the WWI fleet built and was launched in 1919. She is the sister ship of the Kinmountia.

Tragically, on April 20th, 1920, at 16:20 the Fuckurd collided with another ship, the "Spirit of Ireland"and "shattered as if a bottle of whiskey was smashed ." She sank in under a minute and took 69 of her seamen down with her.

Fuckuer' d the HMCS. Fuckurd

by Harry M.F. Pirate October 1, 2016

fuckup

mistake

i think I'm a fuckup

by reformedpug November 28, 2016