Floridia

What the state known as "Florida" should be called. If you live there, you are a Floridian, hence your state should be Floridia.

See: Canadia

Resident: How's it goin', eh? Where you folks from?

Tourist: We're from Florida!

Resident: Oh, you're a Floridan.

Tourist: We're called Floridians.

Resident: So, you're from Floridia.

Tourist: No. Florida. Flo-ri-da.

Resident: Right. Floridan.

Tourist: I hate Canadia.

by Chuck Canuck March 10, 2009

Florida Wack a Hole

You take two girls laying on top of each other, the one on the bottom is face up and the one on the top is face down so they are looking at each other, then you have them spread their legs. You have a guy standing near them with a blind fold on and he starts poking and you see how long it takes him to find a hole.

Man last night it only took me 12 seconds to get in in the Florida Wack a Hole.

by DickNTechs October 16, 2010

Ford drivers

Fucking shit cunts

I am a ford driver , oh do your parents know your gay "Ford drivers"

by Ac 123 November 1, 2016

The Forbidden Picnic

Conan O'Brien's favorite sexual position, presumably involving a picnic table and a basket of delectable delights.

We were out on a sunny park date, when Jennifer asked me to perform The Forbidden Picnic.
I had no idea what to do, but I rummaged in her picnic basket and violated her with it's random contents.

by Gnawrly September 8, 2011

gone to florida

gone insane

I don't know what happened; they used to be normal, but now they've gone to Florida.

by Boots October 7, 2003

Florida Dreads

Super Thin Dreads made popular by African Americans in the South, especially Florida.

Connor S- Yo, a kid in my high school team has Miami Dreads. You should grow some to.

Edgard R- Wtf, are "Florida Dreads"?

Connor S- It the thin dreads most people have in Florida, they look fresh as fuck.

by Eddy Bridgewatah May 2, 2014

Florida

One of the worst possible places to live in the world. There is not much to do. You can't really go outdoors because its so hot and sunny that if you step outside for ten minutes you get a heat stroke. it sucks to go to the beach during the day because the sun burns like frekin hell. There are no mountains or anything nice. And yet all the retards from up north crowd it like crazy.

florida

by hiiiippl May 13, 2011