football hoe

used to describe a girl dating or hooking up with one or multiple football players on a schools football team. often disliked by said football teams coach. purpose: distracting the players from the game, gain reputation. true football hoe will also hookup with or tease rival teams players. football hoes are often in the middle of rumors surrounding said football teams, but never start the rumors. a football hoe is a generally very trustworthy, kind and caring, and always loyal to her team. a football hoe doesn’t associate with anyone on the basketball team.

“you know that girl? she’s such a football hoe”

by hsfootball21 May 20, 2018

Football

Brown, smelly waste that comes from your butt. Most commonly taken in the morning. Also known as a poop.

I have to take a football.

by Best Cuts June 7, 2018

Football

A technological struggle played in almost any conditions as long as you've got a football.

"In football has hitting, clipping, spearing, blocking, piling on, late hitting, unessecary roughness and personal fouls" ~George Carlin

by Alcohol n juuls August 12, 2018

Football

Xanax

Got these footballs on deck. HMU

by GoGators! September 10, 2018

Football

The little bitches version of rugby if they can’t handle pain like real men

Football is such a pussy sport for bitches

by Bigbossboris September 18, 2018

football ref

Fucking tards that don’t know how to open their eyes. They always fuckup everything and are disappointments to everyone. Usually pedos.

Coach:”Call that you dumbass!
Ref:”I fucked your daughter because I’m a football ref.”

by footballplayer35 October 19, 2018

Footballbat

Footballbat-someting OR someone useless.

"oh Kyle? yes he has as much purpose as a footballbat"

by casperfastt November 23, 2018