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back door feltchers

A person of low morals and values, that will berate you to their friends and on sites like this. And you end up finding out from there so called mates.
Person:1 -Hay you would not believe the shit those back door feltchers say about you when your not around.

Person:2 -Why would I believe you.

Person:1 - Well have a look at this site and see what your friends really think of you.

Person:2- Get over yourselves.
by Who would have thought!! May 22, 2012
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last-minute-zoom-link-fetching-anxiety-disorder

I have a zoom meeting coming up so I saved the link and I was so certain I would effortlessly find it again in my email so I didn't bother to check for it until the very last minute before the meeting and suddenly I realize that I am going to miss the meeting and freak out and have a meltdown.
I was desperately trying to find the info on the VIP meeting I had this week, but couldn't find it anywhere. Since then, I have had this bizarre last-minute-zoom-link-fetching-anxiety-disorder.
by BuffaloBill555 August 2, 2021
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reverse butt feltch

3 dudes are required for this venture. 2 receive cum in the bum bum then you attach a 3-way straw and whoever of the 3 pulls the shortest straw gets to suck the cum from both bungholes at the same time NIE NIE NIE!!!!
Oh yea, I'm going to my brothers for a reverse butt fetch session Definition: Reverse Butt Feltch, (an act of Sodomy mixed with sweat and bodily fluids)
by anonymous January 22, 2025
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Chase-Only Fetch

A form of play in which a dog enthusiastically chases after a thrown object but does not retrieve or return it to the thrower. This behavior taps into the dog’s natural prey drive, particularly the chasing aspect, without completing the full sequence of fetching. While many dogs instinctively enjoy the pursuit, the act of retrieval often requires additional training and reinforcement.
It’s not fetch, it’s cardio. My dog’s out there running Olympic sprints while I stand like a clown waiting for a stick that’s never coming back. Chase-only fetch strikes again.
by ThinkingManCa April 3, 2025
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Mr. Fetch

A wonderful teacher with a huge heart. He teaches earth science, (but he doesnt brag about it) and Meteorology (No one gives a shit about that). He lives at courtland highschool. Great man. His video lectures are top of the line quality and his overall persona is inspiring.
Jaden Clarke hates Mr. Fetch.
by Jacked offs April 17, 2019
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