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A big, bald, creepy man that likes to slap the heads of others until they go bald just like him because he is jealous of their hair. He isolates himself inside his church until unsuspecting victims fall into his trap were he slaps the shit out of their head until they are nothing but a cowering bald mess.
by Billybobbly man tits December 15, 2018
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Father

by scraptrash December 19, 2018
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Father

Some random dude who put sperm in your mother and then if he finds out your mom is pregnant, might leave. Or if they’re just like “oh well this is my life now” they’ll stay and then act like they own you until you move out. If anyone owns you, it’s your mom. You stayed in her stomach for 9 months, left her, and then she tolerated all your shit. Honestly moms deserve more love.
Father: let’s do the nasty
Mom: okay

~a few weeks later ~
Mom: I’m pregnant

Father: fuck this shit
by The.saddest.boyo March 10, 2019
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FatherThanos.Mp4

FatherThanos.Mp4 is a OC meme account on Instagram! He makes OC memes on his phone. He always had a passion for editing. He first started editing when he was seven. We don’t know his age, or anything about him

FatherThanos.Mp4, known as Father Thanos has hit 1000 followers in is in various clans: OC Guard, Thiccs, Spices and Meme-Verse.

The name comes from the mad Titan Thanos from the Marvel Cinematic Universe!

Speculations are that Josh Brolin owns the account, but this is never confirmed.

His account blew up after posting the March Rewind video, which included every single March meme. The video got reposted by a lot of big meme account like: Cold_lasagna Papyrus.Mp4 and Toucher_Of_Cancer.
He got 100 followers a day for a while. Father said he is going to make rewind for every month.

Father is considering making his own clan, but we haven’t heard much about that, if it happens then it would be a pretty dangerous cult!

Father Thanos is also making the first ever meme series named F A T H E R L A N D S. This series will be about an apocalypse caused by Papyrus and his brother Sans is the only one who could save the world.

Father has not done a face reveal yet, but rumors go he will do it at 100k.
FatherThanos.Mp4 has made a new meme on Instagram, it’s amazing
by Jeff Nerd April 9, 2019
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Fatherize

The act of making your partner notify you as their father, and/or owning them in a sexual way.
If Becky comes over here tonight, Im definitely gonna Fatherize that ass.

Aye girl, Im just trying to fatherize your ass tonight if you're up for it.
by PaladinGaming May 29, 2019
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Father-Son Funtime

The action of father and son engaging in fun, family bonding activities
"Wow, Giorno and his dad sure are close."

"Of course they are! They have a lot of Father-Son Funtime."
by JohnnysGuitar June 3, 2019
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Father

Father a man who will do anything and everything for his kids a man who will always keep his family safe a man who can be very funny but if you even look at his family wrong he will change his aditude and get his gun out but in the end will always be someone there for his children someone his kids look up to someone that would spend his last breath with his family someone who would risk his life for his children someone his hole family loves!!!
by mora1411 June 16, 2019
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