Five Quarters Cold

Temperature cold enough to cause nipples to be the length of a stack of five quarters.

It's five quarters cold outside today.

by Mr Code Name December 1, 2011

Five O'Clock Dub

This phrase comes from someone who always has or looks like they have a five o'clock shadow on their double chin.

Used to slander someone without actually letting them know why or what about. A nickname someone might think is cool but is really disgraceful.

Bill: Hey frank, Charlie always looks like he has a five o'clock shadow on his double chin.

Frank: Lets call him Five O'Clock Dub, bet he will think its awesome!

by Dublicious January 24, 2012

Five Week Challenge

When a male tries to go five consecutive weeks without masturbating. Sexual activity with others is permitted during the challenge—only self performed actions are forbidden.

Ever since I started the Five Week Challenge, I spit game all the time. I can't help it—I'm so horny!

by theschrine August 9, 2012

Five-foot Midget

Anyone that is particularly short. So short that they can't realistically fuck anyone up that is of respectable height. These people are typically wimps.

Man, Brandon Ektabani is five-foot midget.

by hiaatus February 8, 2013

five legged stool

When someone or something is utterly useless in modern society because they have unnecessary input or attributes.

Gretchen always says boring and unrelated things at lunch.

Yeah, she's such a five legged stool

by brasswings April 3, 2015

Five-head

An exceptionally large forehead of which you can look into and see your own future. Often times light reflecting upon it will blind Pilots.

"Wow FUCK, uhhh that cunt Rachel has the biggest five-head I have ever seen, it took down a 747 earlier today killing 150 passengers, 4 of which were infants.

by Cocksucker3 August 28, 2016

Five Man Failure

Five Man Failure:Small business with less than 10 people. The business is usually dysfunctional. The CEO of the company has 'observation blindness' and coddles bad employees. In a large company issue employees would have been sacked for more dynamic candidates.

That tube store employee is passive aggressive and never emailed me to tell me that my special order was cancelled two months ago. They're running a "Five Man Failure".

by Energysoul July 26, 2016