K-Factor

A derogatory term used by season pass holders and locals to refer to the poor management an of Kirkwood ski resort.

Examples of the K-Factor: referring to chair 10 as 'one of North America's MARQUEE chair lifts', Bubs restaurant turning away people on Xmas eve lunch because the kitchen was backed up although there were a number of empty tables, K-Factor refers to the legendary tree-well measurements used for the snow phone (why would a resort that gets so much snow need to lie about snow totals?), K-Factor refers to the conflicts between what lifts are shown as running on the snow report and reality, K-Factor refers to the snow report stating that there are light winds when in fact your lifts are on wind hold, K-Factor refers to the complete lack of control of lift lines when chair 6 opens on a powder day, K-Factor refers to having the Timber Creek quad continue to run over a skier who had fallen off the lift until the folks in lift line alerted the lift operator, K-Factor refers to selling only 24 ounce beers on the backside last season and thinking that having drunk skiers is a good idea.

by SnowSnob December 22, 2008

cock'n'balls factor

Cock'n'balls factor as in coolness, potency, greatness, balls etc.

The "word" cock'n'balls factor was invented because words coolness, balls and potency don't have enough cock'n'balls factor.

"This song sounds so dull, you have to add some cock'n'balls factor to guitars"

by modifier September 6, 2004

Wow Factor

The distinctive appeal that an object, behavior or person has on others.
An impressive display brought on by a certain object, behavior or person.

I really like the Toyota Prius because of the fuel efficiency but the BMW has a bigger Wow Factor.
Did you see how she walked into the room ? What a Wow Factor.

by Jude Pierre June 16, 2008

FACTOR X

A female-fronted punk band from New Jersey.

Factor X is Old School Punk

by Buddy G. May 23, 2009

Factoryville Splash

When a female is performing fellatio upon a male he says, "I'm gonna cum close your eyes". As the female closes her eyes the male spreads his buttocks and unleashes a stream of feces down her throat or just in her mouth.

Note: Use sparingly.

"I was with Collin last night and he gave me the Factoryville Splash. It was so naasty!"

Factoryville Splash

by McButtDumplin January 13, 2008

Distance Distortion Factor (DDF)

The mathematical equation/proof that girls are exponentially hotter, the farther away they are from you.

Wowwwwwwwwww, look at that shorty up there, she be lookin' good!

Naww, man, dats just the Distance Distortion Factor (DDF).

by A Bathing Ape August 16, 2008

factorial february

When you masturbate n! times. n meaning the current day in February. Similar to Destroy Dick December, just deadlier.

It's the 29th of February, so I have to jerk 29! times 8841762000000000000000000000000 times. Yay! Well, factorial February was fun, but my balls are dead.

by randomperson89 November 3, 2018